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Danger Dog
@real-danger.bsky.social
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Queer and pleasant Danger, a creator of cute things
A dog IRL
She/her
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dangerprime?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator

Shop: https://shop.dangerpri.me/
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real-danger.bsky.social
Oh yeah, that’s the stuff
Selfie of me wearing the Hedgehog Zone sports bra. Closer up selfie of me wearing the Hedgehog Zone sports bra.
November 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
real-danger.bsky.social
Spot the seagull
A photo of the upper floor of a building, birds line much of the roof line. They’re all pigeons except for a singular seagull.
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
real-danger.bsky.social
I’m dubious of the sequel but Plastic Love did slap…
Photo of some packaging. There’s some Korean language text under a pink heart logo that reads “Seaweed Love”
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
real-danger.bsky.social
hey... did you know.... that--umm..... Orbs are now on mobile?
text that reads "Orbs are now on Mobile!"
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
real-danger.bsky.social
my least favorite "improvement" on the new Affinity: monochrome tool icons.
Talk about a downgrade!
the new Affinity toolbar, showing all the tool icons are monochrome. the old affinity toolbar, with colorful, easy to identify, icons.
November 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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Bad instructions. That pic is clearly by volume, but you’re supposed to go by weight.
A photo of some instructions for silicone pouring showing two measuring cups with equal amounts of part A and B, with a red line marking fill level for both, but the written instructions under it say to measure by weight.
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
real-danger.bsky.social
This stupid shit again. They think that AI-generated video will have value and possibly compete with quality human-made videos because....... fear? If the Coca Cola ads are anything to go by, AI is not close to making anything worth watching, and I'd argue it never will.
“In 2027, possibly earlier, as more open source models become accessible, there will potentially be hundreds and even thousands of companies who will need video to fine-tune specific models for consumer and enterprise purposes,” he said. Still, it’s risky to assume that licensing content to AI companies is a long-term business. In this nascent stage of generative AI, it’s unclear how much and for how long hyperscalers will be willing to pay content companies. Ongoing litigation may also impact how companies treat IP leveraged by LLMs. Like other organizations that have recently turned to licensing content to AI companies, including Ars Technica owner Conde Nast, IP licensing can be a lifeline that simultaneously feeds what may soon become rivals.
November 22, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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No, I don't think I will.
"Turn on smart features and personalization in Gmail, Chat, and Meet to use inbox categories"
November 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
real-danger.bsky.social
nice to find more features gated behind additional subscriptions. Love that about multi-billion dollar companies.
a popup dialogue in Fusion saying a feature is only available as part of the "Manufacturing Extension" for an additional fee, but relax because there's a 14 day extension trial.
November 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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Not the story but I'm sorry?
theintercept.com/2025/11/04/y...
“Google is committed to compliance with applicable sanctions and trade compliance laws,” YouTube spokesperson Boot Bullwinkle said in a statement.
November 19, 2025 at 11:02 PM
real-danger.bsky.social
Download GroomTribe today and become a true Groomer
Text on a black background card reading “Discover your connected shaver” and “Get personal guidance from your shaver with GroomTribe app”
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
real-danger.bsky.social
Get in the box, Shinji
A personal sauna product photo with a person zipped inside of it
November 17, 2025 at 11:52 PM
real-danger.bsky.social
Millions of them……
A costco pallet of jarred peaches
November 17, 2025 at 11:31 PM
real-danger.bsky.social
Shit that pisses me off number 578:
A product sticker for “Imperial” brand “Wagyu” but a tiny “American” above it
November 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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I felt like making a cute sweater and so I did.

Please enjoy: shop.dangerpri.me/products/cut...
my colorblock sweater product render featuring a knit button-up cardigan laid flat. It has soft pink trim, a powder blue torso with light yellow stripes, light yellow sleeves. There's a little pink heart hiding on the bottom right (left on the garment)
November 15, 2025 at 8:00 AM
real-danger.bsky.social
It smells amazing.

I forgot to make rice….
Photograph of chile verde on an open flour tortilla, right before it gets folded into a burrito
November 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
real-danger.bsky.social
yeah DuckDuckGo, great job.
searching for "unit conversion" on DuckDuckGo and the quick answer whatever top first result just says "1 inch. 2.54 Centimeter" and a little "was this helpful?" on the bottom.
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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Also available in dad cap style!

dads click here: shop.dangerpri.me/products/orb...
a mockup showing a model wearing my Hedgehog Zone Orbs embroidered design on a white dad cap. Front on. a mockup showing a model wearing my Hedgehog Zone Orbs embroidered design on a white dad cap. Left side.
November 11, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Silly me, I forgot to promo my updated Hedgehog Zone cap design! The previous tie-dye one is permanently out-of-stock, so I switched to this rad 2-tone style.

Take a look: shop.dangerpri.me/products/hed...
my Hedgehog Zone snapback cap in "natural and blue" color, a soft cream hat with a blue bill. 3 orbs, one blue, one white with red star, and one red, are embroidered on the front of the snapback cap. my Hedgehog Zone snapback cap in "natural and black" color, a soft cream hat with a black bill. my Hedgehog Zone snapback cap in "white" color. The whole hat is white but still has the orbs embroidery. my Hedgehog Zone snapback cap in "natural and red" color, a soft cream hat with a red bill. It features the orb design embroidery.
November 11, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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I bet you have, shitheads.
a screenshot of an email subject line that reads "we've made it easy to get back on Instagram"
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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OhmyGOD DXO has a feature that I wish every other image editor has and it's almost worth the price alone. The hoops you gotta jump through to flip your sample area when spot healing in other programs is so annoying!
a screenshot of DXO's website showing the features of their healing brush tool. Of note, you can flip and modify the sampled area, unlike most programs that force you to use the sample 1 to 1.
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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I just want to edit some photos please stop killing my SSD
a screenshot of the activity monitor on my macbook showing the ON1 Photo RAW 2025 process using 40.28 gigabytes of memory
November 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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ON1 is cool because it isn't lightroom but it sucks because it's all in on AI and it eats my memory for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
a screenshot of my mac's activity monitor showing 24 gigs of available memory, 21.19 gigs in use, 2.68 cached, and 27.57 gigs being used in swap.
November 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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the email
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November 9, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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Stripe here showing the ultimate purpose of AI: offloading blame of consequential decision-making onto a cold, unthinking, unfeeling, "purely logical" machine.
New AI-powered Smart Disputes will be enabled in December 2025
November 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM