Clawfoot
@real-clawfoot.bsky.social
Forever DM. Liberal, feminist, bleeding-heart socialist. Canadian. Tree-hugger, animal lover, camper. Writer. BLM. Trans rights are human rights. My body, my choice.
I always thought he looks like Sam Beckett just quantum-leaped right in there and is frantically trying to figure out WTF is going on.
December 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I always thought he looks like Sam Beckett just quantum-leaped right in there and is frantically trying to figure out WTF is going on.
That's because you likely stuck with the dark meat. The white meat was despair and sawdust.
November 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
That's because you likely stuck with the dark meat. The white meat was despair and sawdust.
Having experienced your grandmother's turkey exactly once, I fully understand and support your pro-chicken-at-Thanksgiving stance.
November 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Having experienced your grandmother's turkey exactly once, I fully understand and support your pro-chicken-at-Thanksgiving stance.
That's so exciting! Let me know your plans so we can plan dinner or something together!
November 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
That's so exciting! Let me know your plans so we can plan dinner or something together!
We closed up shop at about 8:45pm. Total: about 325 kids.
We live very close to two different schools, AND we have a giant lit-up dragon.
The household is currently in talks to purchase a second dragon, probably in red, so we can have them flanking the front door.
We live very close to two different schools, AND we have a giant lit-up dragon.
The household is currently in talks to purchase a second dragon, probably in red, so we can have them flanking the front door.
November 1, 2025 at 1:16 AM
We closed up shop at about 8:45pm. Total: about 325 kids.
We live very close to two different schools, AND we have a giant lit-up dragon.
The household is currently in talks to purchase a second dragon, probably in red, so we can have them flanking the front door.
We live very close to two different schools, AND we have a giant lit-up dragon.
The household is currently in talks to purchase a second dragon, probably in red, so we can have them flanking the front door.
It lights up and flaps its wings, too.
October 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It lights up and flaps its wings, too.
113 for us so far. But to be fair, we DO have a dragon.
October 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
113 for us so far. But to be fair, we DO have a dragon.
I don't think trans. I think maybe gender fluid, or non-binary. Because you can still refer to it as either bread (male) or baguette (female) and not be wrong in either case.
October 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I don't think trans. I think maybe gender fluid, or non-binary. Because you can still refer to it as either bread (male) or baguette (female) and not be wrong in either case.
I don't know what you're smoking, but 'brusque' rhymes with 'musk.'
'Clique' definitely rhymes with 'meek,' though.
'Clique' definitely rhymes with 'meek,' though.
October 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I don't know what you're smoking, but 'brusque' rhymes with 'musk.'
'Clique' definitely rhymes with 'meek,' though.
'Clique' definitely rhymes with 'meek,' though.
Maybe when I unpack it at the end I'll take a pic of everything I managed to cram in there. It's like unpacking a clown car. Or a tardis.
But right now, everything's going IN!
But right now, everything's going IN!
October 6, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Maybe when I unpack it at the end I'll take a pic of everything I managed to cram in there. It's like unpacking a clown car. Or a tardis.
But right now, everything's going IN!
But right now, everything's going IN!
Hey, I saw them live once a few years ago! I've never listened to them on my own, but my partner got tickets and brought me along, and by god is their live show amazing.
October 1, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Hey, I saw them live once a few years ago! I've never listened to them on my own, but my partner got tickets and brought me along, and by god is their live show amazing.
I was just doomscrolling and thinking "fuck the whole world and burn it to the ground" and I come across you saying "BOY HOWDY LOVE IS AWESOME, INNIT??" or something and I'm just like.
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Yeah. Yeah, it can be.
So thanks. ❤️
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Yeah. Yeah, it can be.
So thanks. ❤️
September 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I was just doomscrolling and thinking "fuck the whole world and burn it to the ground" and I come across you saying "BOY HOWDY LOVE IS AWESOME, INNIT??" or something and I'm just like.
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Yeah. Yeah, it can be.
So thanks. ❤️
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Yeah. Yeah, it can be.
So thanks. ❤️
A very law-abiding pup!!
September 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
A very law-abiding pup!!
We do the best we can with the information we have. At the time, you did your best. In hindsight, of COURSE it looks like you should have done something else. But you didn't know then what you know now. And that's not your fault.
You did your very best by him, and that's all we can do in the end.
You did your very best by him, and that's all we can do in the end.
September 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
We do the best we can with the information we have. At the time, you did your best. In hindsight, of COURSE it looks like you should have done something else. But you didn't know then what you know now. And that's not your fault.
You did your very best by him, and that's all we can do in the end.
You did your very best by him, and that's all we can do in the end.