Is THIS the funniest 10 seconds in UFO history?

The price of L'eggs is through the roof!

Threads is confounding. Why is everything a quote tweet?

I’m afraid I’ve enabled my son to start his own junior Pacific garbage patch

I'm I'm gonna pay 30 dollars a month for a digital subscription to a local newspaper (One that ultimately I'm incredibly thankful still exists even if it does bend over backwards not to raise the blood pressure of it's geriatric audience) I am going to have a little fun wit it.

DuckDuckGo stop pretending you're a search engine not just a chain of medium-small grocery stores in the Netherlands

Biscochito shake season at Lotaburger

Where am I?

Here in Santa Fe there’s a beloved liquor store that, to my genuine fascination, is so indecisive about its own name I’ve managed to document SIX unique variations – and counting

can't wait to go check my phone there!

Hey #ufosky, we don't want Nancy Mace to be the face of the transparency movement. She'll flip on a dime, and probably call UFOs woke. She's the worst.

"The Resistance" went about as well as the movies it stole the name from did