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The first instance of cancel culture I remember is when they had to change the beer commercial from “real American heroes” to “Real men of genius” lest they upset the troops
July 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The first instance of cancel culture I remember is when they had to change the beer commercial from “real American heroes” to “Real men of genius” lest they upset the troops
Foundation is so funny going from “Star Trek TV with Movie Budget” to “Star Trek Movie with a TV budget”. Love it
July 20, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Foundation is so funny going from “Star Trek TV with Movie Budget” to “Star Trek Movie with a TV budget”. Love it
Trump gonna have an insane case of Post-Nut clarity after this
June 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Trump gonna have an insane case of Post-Nut clarity after this
My hot take is that acclimatizing new people into America is hard and the best way to fix that is to prescribe 10 seasons of King of the Hill.
June 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
My hot take is that acclimatizing new people into America is hard and the best way to fix that is to prescribe 10 seasons of King of the Hill.
My new favorite Star Wars guys is the dude with the Winchester repeater blaster. Would study the mechanics of that for hours
May 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
My new favorite Star Wars guys is the dude with the Winchester repeater blaster. Would study the mechanics of that for hours
Forest Whitaker rocks. Signs on to play an insane Star Wars rebel across all media, shows up knowing the characters backstory while the writers have no idea
May 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Forest Whitaker rocks. Signs on to play an insane Star Wars rebel across all media, shows up knowing the characters backstory while the writers have no idea
Isn’t this the long penis toilet guy
Trump’s pick for NATO ambassador confident allies will pay more
Trump’s pick for NATO ambassador confident allies will pay more
Matt Whitaker, who was introduced for his confirmation hearing before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee as Trump’s NATO ambassador by U.S. Sens. Chuck Grassley and Joni Ernst, R-Iowa, spoke more positively of NATO than have Trump and ally Elon Musk — who have questioned the value of the alliance to the United States.
www.thegazette.com
March 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Isn’t this the long penis toilet guy
LMAO JOHN CENA WITH THE HEEL TURN!
March 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
LMAO JOHN CENA WITH THE HEEL TURN!
The ortbo was needed, the sme’s in MDR aren’t aware of WLB
February 14, 2025 at 7:13 AM
The ortbo was needed, the sme’s in MDR aren’t aware of WLB
America is in trouble now, but hear me out: President Triple H.
February 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
America is in trouble now, but hear me out: President Triple H.
It’s fun to remember how Kamala and Walz first campaign event had the entire crowd dancing to “not like us” and then the consultants got in there saying the song is divisive and whatever. A fun anecdote after the Super Bowl.
February 12, 2025 at 5:08 AM
It’s fun to remember how Kamala and Walz first campaign event had the entire crowd dancing to “not like us” and then the consultants got in there saying the song is divisive and whatever. A fun anecdote after the Super Bowl.
This motherfucker wants your kids to die for Israel
February 5, 2025 at 6:03 AM
This motherfucker wants your kids to die for Israel
Words don’t matter as much as a story told to you by a face you trust so deal with that as you will
Welcome, TikTok users! Bluesky is just like TikTok, except instead of videos we post words and instead of fun we have "discourse"
January 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Words don’t matter as much as a story told to you by a face you trust so deal with that as you will
Lmfao. Frankly I want to watch Trump and this bitch scream at eachother
www.newsweek.com/netanyahu-po...
www.newsweek.com/netanyahu-po...
Netanyahu postpones Gaza ceasefire deal over Hamas 'last minute crisis'
Netanyahu's office said Thursday his Cabinet won't meet to approve the Gaza ceasefire deal until Hamas backs down from what it called a "last minute crisis."
www.newsweek.com
January 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Lmfao. Frankly I want to watch Trump and this bitch scream at eachother
www.newsweek.com/netanyahu-po...
www.newsweek.com/netanyahu-po...
I will download an app from every country on earth individually so they can all fight over me, is that fair senator
I’m concerned that Americans are flocking to a number of adversary-owned social media platforms. We still need a comprehensive and risk-based approach to assessing and mitigating the risks of foreign-owned apps.
January 14, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I will download an app from every country on earth individually so they can all fight over me, is that fair senator
WWE on raw is nice in that it reminds me to slow my brain down
January 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
WWE on raw is nice in that it reminds me to slow my brain down
I think the best way to think about the incoming administration is that they’re the Ferengi.
January 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I think the best way to think about the incoming administration is that they’re the Ferengi.
I have a feeling that within 18 months someone on the right is going to say any sort of left wing thought needs to be outlawed in order to protect free speech
January 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I have a feeling that within 18 months someone on the right is going to say any sort of left wing thought needs to be outlawed in order to protect free speech
All of politics is just the elites mad at who’s getting invited to who’s fancy dinner
January 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
All of politics is just the elites mad at who’s getting invited to who’s fancy dinner
I have to wonder if the screaming and backlash against DEI was able to take hold because the Democratic Party decided that while they hold the moral high ground, one cannot talk about Gaza because those people are somehow different.
Just gave tho game away
Just gave tho game away
January 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I have to wonder if the screaming and backlash against DEI was able to take hold because the Democratic Party decided that while they hold the moral high ground, one cannot talk about Gaza because those people are somehow different.
Just gave tho game away
Just gave tho game away
Watching Y2K and Rachel Zegler is frighteningly good on screen. Just magnetic in a way I haven’t seen
January 8, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Watching Y2K and Rachel Zegler is frighteningly good on screen. Just magnetic in a way I haven’t seen
Watched a Prime Video/Scotland show called “The Rig” and it was very long and had tons of British actors. It could have been a single episode of Star Trek.
Every one of these British actors would be an incredible starfleet captain.
Every one of these British actors would be an incredible starfleet captain.
January 6, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Watched a Prime Video/Scotland show called “The Rig” and it was very long and had tons of British actors. It could have been a single episode of Star Trek.
Every one of these British actors would be an incredible starfleet captain.
Every one of these British actors would be an incredible starfleet captain.
Nobody is talking about it on this website but Elon went on a stream last night to play Fortnite and the streamer basically roasted him for hours straight
January 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Nobody is talking about it on this website but Elon went on a stream last night to play Fortnite and the streamer basically roasted him for hours straight
Saw wildest tonight
January 2, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Saw wildest tonight
Juror #2 is quite entertaining and also quite bad
December 27, 2024 at 1:11 AM
Juror #2 is quite entertaining and also quite bad