Donald Not Trump
@readonaldtrump.bsky.social
45th & 47th President of the United States of America🇺🇸 (PARODY)
The wealthiest already pay the most taxes. 37% isn’t enough?
December 27, 2024 at 6:53 PM
The wealthiest already pay the most taxes. 37% isn’t enough?
The wealthiest people already pay the highest taxes in the country.
December 27, 2024 at 6:48 PM
The wealthiest people already pay the highest taxes in the country.
AS YOUR PRESIDENT BARBRA, I FORGIVE YOU FOR ALL THE NASTY, DELUSIONAL THINGS YOU SAID ABOUT ME DURING THE CAMPAIGN.
NOBODY NOSE MORE ABOUT FORGIVENESS THAN ELLIOT GOULD. HE NOSE THINGS HAPPEN.
PEOPLE SAY WE WON BY A NOSE, BUT WHO NOSE? 🤷🏼♂️
I’M JUST HAPPY SO MANY NOSE TURNED INTO YESES. MAGA! 🇺🇸
NOBODY NOSE MORE ABOUT FORGIVENESS THAN ELLIOT GOULD. HE NOSE THINGS HAPPEN.
PEOPLE SAY WE WON BY A NOSE, BUT WHO NOSE? 🤷🏼♂️
I’M JUST HAPPY SO MANY NOSE TURNED INTO YESES. MAGA! 🇺🇸
December 24, 2024 at 4:45 PM
AS YOUR PRESIDENT BARBRA, I FORGIVE YOU FOR ALL THE NASTY, DELUSIONAL THINGS YOU SAID ABOUT ME DURING THE CAMPAIGN.
NOBODY NOSE MORE ABOUT FORGIVENESS THAN ELLIOT GOULD. HE NOSE THINGS HAPPEN.
PEOPLE SAY WE WON BY A NOSE, BUT WHO NOSE? 🤷🏼♂️
I’M JUST HAPPY SO MANY NOSE TURNED INTO YESES. MAGA! 🇺🇸
NOBODY NOSE MORE ABOUT FORGIVENESS THAN ELLIOT GOULD. HE NOSE THINGS HAPPEN.
PEOPLE SAY WE WON BY A NOSE, BUT WHO NOSE? 🤷🏼♂️
I’M JUST HAPPY SO MANY NOSE TURNED INTO YESES. MAGA! 🇺🇸
JUSTICE IS SERVED! 🇺🇸
December 15, 2024 at 3:15 AM
JUSTICE IS SERVED! 🇺🇸
Very reliable source! 👍🏻
December 10, 2024 at 6:16 PM
Very reliable source! 👍🏻
Clearly not the same person.
-Different jacket
-Different backpack
-Different jacket
-Different backpack
December 5, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Clearly not the same person.
-Different jacket
-Different backpack
-Different jacket
-Different backpack
Apparently anyone wearing a hoodie and backpack is a suspect now. Clearly a different person.
December 5, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Apparently anyone wearing a hoodie and backpack is a suspect now. Clearly a different person.
She’s not very partisan blocking her own President. 🫤
December 2, 2024 at 9:28 PM
She’s not very partisan blocking her own President. 🫤
Thanks for voting for me!
November 28, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Thanks for voting for me!
Agreed! You don’t wanna make enemies with your neighbouring COUNTIES! 😂
November 27, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Agreed! You don’t wanna make enemies with your neighbouring COUNTIES! 😂
Yes, Jon voted for this:
November 27, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Yes, Jon voted for this:
This gentleman suffers from Trump Derangement Syndrome. Look at his eyes. They look so sad 😔.
I’ll tell you what Marcos, change your last name to Trump and I’ll send you a shirt. What a shame, you’re wasting your life away hating on someone you don’t even know and will never meet.
I’ll tell you what Marcos, change your last name to Trump and I’ll send you a shirt. What a shame, you’re wasting your life away hating on someone you don’t even know and will never meet.
November 27, 2024 at 5:06 PM
This gentleman suffers from Trump Derangement Syndrome. Look at his eyes. They look so sad 😔.
I’ll tell you what Marcos, change your last name to Trump and I’ll send you a shirt. What a shame, you’re wasting your life away hating on someone you don’t even know and will never meet.
I’ll tell you what Marcos, change your last name to Trump and I’ll send you a shirt. What a shame, you’re wasting your life away hating on someone you don’t even know and will never meet.
You were saying???
November 26, 2024 at 1:42 AM
You were saying???
Posting on it still everyday should help that cause. 😂
#hypocrite He loves the checks 💵 more than his “beliefs”.
#hypocrite He loves the checks 💵 more than his “beliefs”.
November 25, 2024 at 5:54 AM
Posting on it still everyday should help that cause. 😂
#hypocrite He loves the checks 💵 more than his “beliefs”.
#hypocrite He loves the checks 💵 more than his “beliefs”.
That’s an odd way of saying that you think less of the people on Bluesky. 😂
November 24, 2024 at 4:24 AM
That’s an odd way of saying that you think less of the people on Bluesky. 😂
AM I REAL?
If you shoot me, do I not bleed?
If you shoot me, do I not bleed?
November 24, 2024 at 4:16 AM
AM I REAL?
If you shoot me, do I not bleed?
If you shoot me, do I not bleed?
AND THEN AS A “GOOF” DAVID PROCEEDED TO POST THE EXACT SAME FAIRYTALE HE POSTED ON BLUESKY.
WEIRD.
I THOUGHT YOU GAVE UP X, DAVID? 🤷🏼♂️
WEIRD.
I THOUGHT YOU GAVE UP X, DAVID? 🤷🏼♂️
November 24, 2024 at 3:35 AM
AND THEN AS A “GOOF” DAVID PROCEEDED TO POST THE EXACT SAME FAIRYTALE HE POSTED ON BLUESKY.
WEIRD.
I THOUGHT YOU GAVE UP X, DAVID? 🤷🏼♂️
WEIRD.
I THOUGHT YOU GAVE UP X, DAVID? 🤷🏼♂️
KEEP FIGHTING! ✊🏼
November 24, 2024 at 3:16 AM
KEEP FIGHTING! ✊🏼
ME ME ME ME!
SOMEBODY THINKS HIGHLY OF THEMSELVES. 🫵
I’M HER FOR EVERYONE AND ALL OF OUR VOICES 🇺🇸. DAVID IS HERE FOR HIMSELF AND ALL OF HIS PRAISES.
SOMEBODY THINKS HIGHLY OF THEMSELVES. 🫵
I’M HER FOR EVERYONE AND ALL OF OUR VOICES 🇺🇸. DAVID IS HERE FOR HIMSELF AND ALL OF HIS PRAISES.
November 23, 2024 at 9:32 PM
ME ME ME ME!
SOMEBODY THINKS HIGHLY OF THEMSELVES. 🫵
I’M HER FOR EVERYONE AND ALL OF OUR VOICES 🇺🇸. DAVID IS HERE FOR HIMSELF AND ALL OF HIS PRAISES.
SOMEBODY THINKS HIGHLY OF THEMSELVES. 🫵
I’M HER FOR EVERYONE AND ALL OF OUR VOICES 🇺🇸. DAVID IS HERE FOR HIMSELF AND ALL OF HIS PRAISES.
“The Left is the party for the people. The adults are in charge now” - The Left.
Also the Left 👇🏼
Also the Left 👇🏼
November 23, 2024 at 8:09 PM
“The Left is the party for the people. The adults are in charge now” - The Left.
Also the Left 👇🏼
Also the Left 👇🏼
Interesting that the driver could very well be more responsible for the deadly crashes than the safety of the vehicle itself.
Tell me again, which Party overwhelmingly drives electric vehicles more? 🤔
It all makes sense now. 🤷🏼♂️
Tell me again, which Party overwhelmingly drives electric vehicles more? 🤔
It all makes sense now. 🤷🏼♂️
November 23, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Interesting that the driver could very well be more responsible for the deadly crashes than the safety of the vehicle itself.
Tell me again, which Party overwhelmingly drives electric vehicles more? 🤔
It all makes sense now. 🤷🏼♂️
Tell me again, which Party overwhelmingly drives electric vehicles more? 🤔
It all makes sense now. 🤷🏼♂️
IF THE SEA LEVELS ARE REALLY RISING BECAUSE OF CLIMATE CHANGE, WHY ARE DEMOCRATS STILL BUYING UP WATERFRONT PROPERTY?
THIS IS WEIRD!
P.S. THIS IS MY 2ND FAVORITE CHART.
THIS IS WEIRD!
P.S. THIS IS MY 2ND FAVORITE CHART.
November 23, 2024 at 6:48 PM
IF THE SEA LEVELS ARE REALLY RISING BECAUSE OF CLIMATE CHANGE, WHY ARE DEMOCRATS STILL BUYING UP WATERFRONT PROPERTY?
THIS IS WEIRD!
P.S. THIS IS MY 2ND FAVORITE CHART.
THIS IS WEIRD!
P.S. THIS IS MY 2ND FAVORITE CHART.
THERE ARE SO MANY PICTURES OF CATS ON BLUESKY. IT MAKES ME WANNA GO OUT AND GRAB ONE. I’M REMINDED OF A CONVERSATION I HAD WITH BILLY BUSH.
I LOVE ALL ANIMALS, ESPECIALLY THE LATE “PEANUT THE SQUIRREL”🐿️. AS YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT, I VOW TO PROTECT ALL OF OUR ANIMALS FROM ILLEGALS WITH BAD IDEAS!
I LOVE ALL ANIMALS, ESPECIALLY THE LATE “PEANUT THE SQUIRREL”🐿️. AS YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT, I VOW TO PROTECT ALL OF OUR ANIMALS FROM ILLEGALS WITH BAD IDEAS!
November 22, 2024 at 8:32 PM
THERE ARE SO MANY PICTURES OF CATS ON BLUESKY. IT MAKES ME WANNA GO OUT AND GRAB ONE. I’M REMINDED OF A CONVERSATION I HAD WITH BILLY BUSH.
I LOVE ALL ANIMALS, ESPECIALLY THE LATE “PEANUT THE SQUIRREL”🐿️. AS YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT, I VOW TO PROTECT ALL OF OUR ANIMALS FROM ILLEGALS WITH BAD IDEAS!
I LOVE ALL ANIMALS, ESPECIALLY THE LATE “PEANUT THE SQUIRREL”🐿️. AS YOUR NEXT PRESIDENT, I VOW TO PROTECT ALL OF OUR ANIMALS FROM ILLEGALS WITH BAD IDEAS!
Thank you for boisterously endorsing the Republican Party. 👏🏼
November 22, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Thank you for boisterously endorsing the Republican Party. 👏🏼