Pervy, you got that right. I can't believe the things it let me do.

Plus he knows how to party.

@ayatollahkhamenei.bsky.social @alikhamenei.bsky.social

I wanted to make a supportive video that shows my respect for the Iranian Revolutionary Guard that's been in power for 47 years. This is from the heart.

Iran will be a secular democracy with a ceremonial shah in a couple days or weeks.

And this guy is getting out of Dodge.

I actually believe this.

I was skeptical, but then my cat reminded me to think with my heart, not my mind.

He's Santa Claus, and I believe in him.

I was like, hey, this really sounds a little far fetched--

Then he was like...