You mean I haven't just been having a bad dream? Trump really is president? How the hell did that happen again‽‽‽

Victoria showed me her immaculate Skep record, and I was so jealous! Just posting here to show that I've still got it (whatever it is). Been so long since I was here ...

I went to Singapore in 2023 and the only photos I took were of litter I found. Because I’d been told how clean the place is and I absolutely would not see ANY!!! But really, I just have a perverse nature. Say hi to your dad for me.

I don't want them following me around: "Please Mr bikerbuddy, tell us more about the three branches of government!!!" I mean, they're tree loppers! They'd secretly be wondering if these were branches they needed to cut down too! And I'd have to say, go get a job with Donald Trump.

I think we are agreed a course of psychological warfare is the only way. If I can't read or write, I'll just have to take up another hobby!

I have considered that. Except I have several CDs of George Eliot's works I could play them. This is turning my brain evil!

Getting in before Mike does - Yes, nothing I write is coherent!

Only when I'm alone in the house

This is a belated thanks, Skep. I've been kinda busy. It was a great review, as always and much appreciated!

I remember this episode of The Twilight Zone. Absolutely tragic!

I employ a semaphore operator in my back yard to signal incoming text messages from my phone. It was easier than trying to find my glasses all the time

That's weird. The secret passage behind my bookshelf leads to a room where some guy is chanting and eating Twizzlers!

I like my own tongs. I use them to pick sides

Every few years, it seems, somebody gives me a version of this T-shirt for Christmas, just as I've worn the old one out. Now if they could give me matching new knees to go with it!

Einstein was an average schmuck .... until he wasn't

I am party adjacent, but I will bring corn chips and dip