HAhaha!

(I almost liked your reply featuring the word chesticles but I've learned a thing or two)

I was kidding

American men responding well to being chased by people who have secretly spent too much time and money analyzing their every move and utterance is not always a lock

😂

Hey I'm not an expert but maybe start with the basics before you blow $20 mil.

• "He's Just Not That Into You" by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo (paperback) — $15

• "Sex and the City" tv series (Max subscription) — $20

A lot of pundits are in the career stage known as “flailing to retain relevance”.

I hope this wasn't the case with most of your likes...?

Uhhhm I'm seeing a pink heart at the bottom of this post indicating that at some point I liked it and consciously chose to alert the wider community about that but there's no way

At least now I have a fail proof line to end my holiday newsletter this year

Why only one exclamation point this time???

i can't wait to laugh to myself about this all day. everyone will think i got laid!

Wait I just thought of something else they like. Guns!

Most accurate take. God bless you

We needed another strong RB

I was thinking a running back or edge but I'll give Coach Johnson until October before I start to question him, and no yelling until November

I've never liked a cat post before.

Yes they need a de-programming program

of whom I'm sure I would like and respect in real life —but then I thought, I want people to know about this! Also I hit a snapping point. I suppose it's hypocritical of me to wish you well. But thank you for reaching out. I hope my better angels take over again soon!

on social media with zero chance he would ever read it or listen, that he should not spend his time and political capital on protecting farmers from the predictable consequence of their majority's choice. I'm not proud of it. I immediately thought of the real people I was advocating against —most 6/