When I was a kid Marie Osmond accidentally scratched my brother with her fake fingernails, and ever since it has been my mission to scratch her brother in retribution. Did he happen to mention his next location?

I’m so happy for you! It’s wild how much can change almost immediately.

Be prepared to take a road trip after. The urge will be strong.

Oh, great pick. I read that one first and then listened to it, and Kevin Kenerly did a much better job than the voice in my head.

The ending is devastating. Every year I read it during the first big snowfall to get myself in the proper depressive mood for a North Dakota winter.