I have to agree with Mr Doney's face.

My phone has call screening, I just hit that button and the junk calls hang up when they hear it.

"Somewhere, an electric chair is waiting".

Hens are happy anywhere warm and dry - a shed or a barn?

You don't need to do anything, she has adopted you!

That sounds like the natural order of things! You never know, you might get some eggs out of this.

Are the cats not interested?

I think that 'woke' no longer means anything, it has become whatever the user wants it to be.

It's hard being Candide in a world full of Panglosses.

I say bring it on, and demand every message, every recording from Jan 6 and beforehand to see if the edit resulted in any damage.

Well there goes my retirement plan!

The problem is that those people who only read headlines, who only listen vaguely to what they see/hear on the TV and radio, are getting the same narrative - the UK is rubbish, immigrants are the problem and only Reform can fix it. Without critical thinking, it's no wonder people fall for it.

This isn't advertising Christmas, it is wishing people a Merry Christmas, in October.

I would, despite my schoolboy French, but my wife says we'd weigh 20 stones before too long. What a lovely shop and apartment though.

You look after my dog, I will look after your cats! As much as anyone can look after a cat that is.

Swap?

The sight of a closed boulangerie makes me very sad.

Sentencing based on the popularity of the damaged item? Absolute madness.

Now you know how Jean de Florette felt!