Rob Rhyne
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Rob Rhyne
@rdrhyne.com
Plenipotentiary.
Fuckin’-a if the eight year old in me didn’t come out during the Smuggler’s run ride at Hollywood studios.

And that was before I got into the cockpit. The whole waiting area is so well done. Just like my dreams.
February 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Trump showing up at the Daytona 500 doesn’t bother me. It’s all the morons hollering and clapping like they just saw Taylor Swift.
February 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Underwood’s version of “America the Beautiful” felt eerily like a wake after that fucking speech.
January 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Imagine laying a million bucks to see this live…
January 20, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Who predicted two NFC East teams in Championship game?
January 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Dear McDonalds, we really need ya right now. With this inauguration coming up, we all need a reminder our birth home is still a place for lovers of freedom and fried chicken.

Please, for the love of Sweet Baby Jesus, bring this delicious Katsu curry chicken wrap to the US!

Sincerely,
Everyone
January 17, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Wired: my London Hotel has the NFL playoffs On my room TV.

Tired: Both nights the late is the one I’m most interested in… and starts at 1am
January 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
An essay about selection, choice of typefaces, and my writing process. A little clumsier than I’d hoped, but sometimes you need to hit “publish” and move on: rdrhyne.com/2024/12/type...
Typefaces for Writing
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December 17, 2024 at 3:52 PM
"What you do now, echos in eternity."
"Uh Rob… this is a bug review meeting."
"HOLD THE LINE."

https://music.apple.com/us/album/gladiator-ii-music-from-the-motion-picture/1768326406
November 18, 2024 at 3:07 PM
Time to get back in the saddle: rdrhyne.com/2024/11/love...
The “I love you” Coffee
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November 17, 2024 at 8:20 PM
In these dark times I find joy in the little things, such as learning new words.

For example: gormless. Used by Scalzi (of course) to describe the incoming administration as a group of "gormless fascist chucklefucks".

Gormless describes someone who is "lacking sense or initiative, foolish".
November 8, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Sic Semper Tyrannis
November 5, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Booooom! Not dead yet.
October 29, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Seriously… that Yankee reliever looks like the Duke.
October 26, 2024 at 3:34 AM
Look, I'm pulling for the Yankees… but I also wanted to see Ohtani'a first World Series pitch clear the fence.

I hope this series goes to seven.
October 26, 2024 at 12:24 AM
If you're not dreaming up the raunchiest, most ridiculous voicemails to send your pals in the hope of a hilarious AI summary, we probably shouldn't be friends.
October 24, 2024 at 3:42 PM
Best Rolling Stones song?

Possible answers are "Can't You Hear Me Knocking" and "Honky Tonk Women".
October 23, 2024 at 9:39 PM
Not sure what this is about, so here’s some street photos from my last trip to London.
October 22, 2024 at 6:01 PM