Ryan Dotts
@rdotts.bsky.social
Start with dodges, the window is slightly bigger. Executing a "perfect" dodge has the same timing as a parry.
June 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Start with dodges, the window is slightly bigger. Executing a "perfect" dodge has the same timing as a parry.
It is high octane French bullshit and I love it.
June 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
It is high octane French bullshit and I love it.
I love my 2010 Accord coupe. It's barely at 100k - my son gets carsick easily in it, so my wife's car is the family vehicle. It'll be around for a while yet.
June 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I love my 2010 Accord coupe. It's barely at 100k - my son gets carsick easily in it, so my wife's car is the family vehicle. It'll be around for a while yet.
Have you played the Knights of the Old Republic RPGs? You get choices like "Give poor family food" vs "Slap their baby", and if you commit to slapping babies hard enough you'll wear dark eyeliner and sharpen your teeth. They absolutely know what they're about.
May 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Have you played the Knights of the Old Republic RPGs? You get choices like "Give poor family food" vs "Slap their baby", and if you commit to slapping babies hard enough you'll wear dark eyeliner and sharpen your teeth. They absolutely know what they're about.
Yeah, but their society permanently enslaves and routinely mind wipes an entire underclass of sentient robots. No one even questions it. You can claim the moral high ground without too much effort.
May 29, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Yeah, but their society permanently enslaves and routinely mind wipes an entire underclass of sentient robots. No one even questions it. You can claim the moral high ground without too much effort.
Totally impressed my wife by knowing the definition of chiaroscuro off the top of my head.
Didn't mention that knowledge came from a comic book.
Didn't mention that knowledge came from a comic book.
May 28, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Totally impressed my wife by knowing the definition of chiaroscuro off the top of my head.
Didn't mention that knowledge came from a comic book.
Didn't mention that knowledge came from a comic book.
Wikipedia sez the NES bundle that included Mario, Duck Hunt, and the Zapper came out in 1988 for $100. Double Dragon was presumably $50. Adjusting for inflation that's just north of $400, so yeah - that's pretty close!
May 24, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Wikipedia sez the NES bundle that included Mario, Duck Hunt, and the Zapper came out in 1988 for $100. Double Dragon was presumably $50. Adjusting for inflation that's just north of $400, so yeah - that's pretty close!
They have a generous free tier, and had really solid customer service the one time I needed it. Can recommend.
May 24, 2025 at 9:39 AM
They have a generous free tier, and had really solid customer service the one time I needed it. Can recommend.
I don't mean this to sound *too* braggy, but...
My 2010 Accord has an in-dash 6 CD changer.
My 2010 Accord has an in-dash 6 CD changer.
May 18, 2025 at 8:23 AM
I don't mean this to sound *too* braggy, but...
My 2010 Accord has an in-dash 6 CD changer.
My 2010 Accord has an in-dash 6 CD changer.
I've started only looking anything the biggest news alerts every few days, and it's insane how much there is when I dive back in. Is it possible there's some kind of time dilation thing happening that lets the Trump administration generate a month of news in less than a week?
May 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I've started only looking anything the biggest news alerts every few days, and it's insane how much there is when I dive back in. Is it possible there's some kind of time dilation thing happening that lets the Trump administration generate a month of news in less than a week?
The Simpsons and Futurama have excellent commentary. They have a rotating selection of voice actors, writers, and even the occasional guest star, and several of them have hyperactive memories for small details.
May 3, 2025 at 1:58 AM
The Simpsons and Futurama have excellent commentary. They have a rotating selection of voice actors, writers, and even the occasional guest star, and several of them have hyperactive memories for small details.
That's not fair. I'm sure a good chunk of people who became ICE agents did so for moral (if misguided) reasons and had to undergo rigorous training from more senior agents to learn to be that shitty.
May 1, 2025 at 5:36 AM
That's not fair. I'm sure a good chunk of people who became ICE agents did so for moral (if misguided) reasons and had to undergo rigorous training from more senior agents to learn to be that shitty.
Col Sanders is objectively better at keeping secrets. His blend of herbs and spices remains inscrutable to this day.
April 22, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Col Sanders is objectively better at keeping secrets. His blend of herbs and spices remains inscrutable to this day.
They're born with the ability to look around innocently when someone spots them up to something.
April 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
They're born with the ability to look around innocently when someone spots them up to something.
That's messed up. As a 2010 Accord driver I feel for you.
April 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
That's messed up. As a 2010 Accord driver I feel for you.
You're not my supervisor
March 30, 2025 at 1:24 AM
You're not my supervisor
Yes I'm mixing references DEAL WITH IT
March 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Yes I'm mixing references DEAL WITH IT
I am a bad enough dude
March 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I am a bad enough dude
Nobody tell them there's a library *on* the Nimitz.
March 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Nobody tell them there's a library *on* the Nimitz.
Reposted by Ryan Dotts
People always look at me like I'm crazy when I use the word "initialism"! I try to explain "SCUBA" is an acronym, "FBI" is an initialism, but it doesn't help.
February 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
People always look at me like I'm crazy when I use the word "initialism"! I try to explain "SCUBA" is an acronym, "FBI" is an initialism, but it doesn't help.
