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goethe declared that only insufficient knowledge is creative
February 14, 2026 at 12:43 PM
mogging the ryanair gate staff by having 30 personal bags up my ass
February 11, 2026 at 5:11 PM
writing a missing connections post and just making up some bullshit
February 11, 2026 at 10:58 AM
MY COUGH IS GONE 😁
February 11, 2026 at 8:39 AM
how it felt talking to bulgarian joiners in a bar in killarney
February 11, 2026 at 1:15 AM
/r/legaladvice is so funny because every answer is always just "talk to a lawyer"
February 10, 2026 at 3:38 PM
a charli concert would be so fun just if everyone decided to calm down
February 9, 2026 at 9:46 AM
why do people enjoy all the same annoying trends when the monoculture is supposedly dead
February 6, 2026 at 12:04 AM
remembered looking at Google images for tomato soup before having tomato soup as a kid
February 5, 2026 at 10:11 AM
i would rather watch jeanne dielman 3 times over than guardians of the galaxy. and you can quote me on that
February 4, 2026 at 1:04 PM
bell curve meme about directions to open bananas
February 4, 2026 at 8:55 AM
the club penguin help section was very bold in assuming my parents knew what browser cache was
February 3, 2026 at 12:37 PM
charli xcx leads a very tiring life. i wonder if she's got a hiatus coming up
January 31, 2026 at 9:47 AM
it's crazy how openly antisemetic the smurfs is. even with all the reboots they keep gargamel like that
January 31, 2026 at 9:45 AM
the clouds are going real fast
January 29, 2026 at 12:39 PM
if you give a mouse a cookie, he's gonna want a glass of milk.

if you give him milk, he's gonna want guarantees that the cows were raised in a fair trade, nitrogen rich environment

if you give him all that, he's gonna want assurance the nitrogen isn't polluting local rivers and waterways
January 29, 2026 at 11:21 AM
dating apps are the fucking trenches man. are the likes in the room with me right now?
January 28, 2026 at 4:22 PM
the friends tab on instagram reels tells you way too much about what is going on in the lives of people you vaguely know
January 28, 2026 at 11:01 AM
imagine being a monkey when humanity starts improving the banana
January 25, 2026 at 10:06 AM
after hours is such a literally me movie
January 22, 2026 at 8:19 AM
crying babies on a flight: definitely something that happens
January 19, 2026 at 5:16 AM
guy who's water cooler talk is exactly 5 years out of date
January 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
i have been inadvertently collecting bus apps for countries ive been to
January 2, 2026 at 10:05 AM
the mona lisa really isn't all that
December 28, 2025 at 9:06 PM
holy shit the grapes of wrath is just little miss sunshine
December 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM