R.C. McDovetail
@rcmcdovetail.bsky.social
Firing Kimmel and continuing to provide Jared Leto with a lucrative career, you might say the decision-makers at Disney are fuckin imbeciles but hey who am I to judge
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Firing Kimmel and continuing to provide Jared Leto with a lucrative career, you might say the decision-makers at Disney are fuckin imbeciles but hey who am I to judge
"How to find a wife in a world of OnlyFans and AI girlfriends" 😂
These fuckin wax-covered spongecakes, I swear to god
These fuckin wax-covered spongecakes, I swear to god
November 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
"How to find a wife in a world of OnlyFans and AI girlfriends" 😂
These fuckin wax-covered spongecakes, I swear to god
These fuckin wax-covered spongecakes, I swear to god
Over to Chip McFuckface for some cutting-edge analysis into what went wrong, Chip what can you tell us?
"Ummm"
"Ummm"
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Over to Chip McFuckface for some cutting-edge analysis into what went wrong, Chip what can you tell us?
"Ummm"
"Ummm"
Saddle up lads, you're off to Nigeria (or Venezuela. Or quite possibly both). It's gonna be sweaty.
November 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Saddle up lads, you're off to Nigeria (or Venezuela. Or quite possibly both). It's gonna be sweaty.
He's trying to help his fash buddies Farage and Tommy Ten-Names, who are in a panic because the Greens have become serious contenders over the last few weeks.
October 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
He's trying to help his fash buddies Farage and Tommy Ten-Names, who are in a panic because the Greens have become serious contenders over the last few weeks.
Remember when Britain sneered at the rest of the world for not understanding irony?
October 22, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Remember when Britain sneered at the rest of the world for not understanding irony?
Hey guys, here is someone's voice who deserves to be heard today, see that it is.
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October 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Hey guys, here is someone's voice who deserves to be heard today, see that it is.
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Not that anything matters anymore anyway but partisan politicking with soccer is massively against FIFA regulations lol. As in - it isn't even up for fucking debate, under FIFA rules the USMNT should be getting kicked out of the tournament their own country is about to host. This is fucking nuts.
October 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Not that anything matters anymore anyway but partisan politicking with soccer is massively against FIFA regulations lol. As in - it isn't even up for fucking debate, under FIFA rules the USMNT should be getting kicked out of the tournament their own country is about to host. This is fucking nuts.
Sorry to be captain fuckin obvious but ANYTHING. HE COULD DO FUCKING ANYTHING. HE'S THE KING.
FOR *FUCK'S* SAKE.
FOR *FUCK'S* SAKE.
October 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Sorry to be captain fuckin obvious but ANYTHING. HE COULD DO FUCKING ANYTHING. HE'S THE KING.
FOR *FUCK'S* SAKE.
FOR *FUCK'S* SAKE.
Literally asked a machine
October 11, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Literally asked a machine
There were tons of these around in the 90s, still all over eBay today
October 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
There were tons of these around in the 90s, still all over eBay today
Oh ma darlin
Oh my darlin
Oh my darlin Clementine
You're exhumed in Pam's walk-in freezer
Awful sorry Clementine
Oh my darlin
Oh my darlin Clementine
You're exhumed in Pam's walk-in freezer
Awful sorry Clementine
October 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Oh ma darlin
Oh my darlin
Oh my darlin Clementine
You're exhumed in Pam's walk-in freezer
Awful sorry Clementine
Oh my darlin
Oh my darlin Clementine
You're exhumed in Pam's walk-in freezer
Awful sorry Clementine
They can move on these bad boys (but only in a straight line. Running around corners will henceforth be criminalized.)
October 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
They can move on these bad boys (but only in a straight line. Running around corners will henceforth be criminalized.)
Not so fast off your wheels are you fellas
October 7, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Not so fast off your wheels are you fellas
Putin continues to creep ever-westward. Our president is sending American troops to the *checks notes* coffee and boutique donut capital of America.
September 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Putin continues to creep ever-westward. Our president is sending American troops to the *checks notes* coffee and boutique donut capital of America.
Science is great
September 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Science is great
I'm sure he's going to take this really well
September 24, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I'm sure he's going to take this really well
"If a boxer can come out and say they're struggling and crying every day, it's going to make a huge difference. Having gone through it, I now see it as my job to help those suffering with mental health."
- Ricky Hatton, 2020
Rest in peace big lad, you did a lot of good.
- Ricky Hatton, 2020
Rest in peace big lad, you did a lot of good.
September 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
"If a boxer can come out and say they're struggling and crying every day, it's going to make a huge difference. Having gone through it, I now see it as my job to help those suffering with mental health."
- Ricky Hatton, 2020
Rest in peace big lad, you did a lot of good.
- Ricky Hatton, 2020
Rest in peace big lad, you did a lot of good.
Churchill-esque isnt it
September 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Churchill-esque isnt it
Fuck ALL THE WAY OFF with your excuses Petey. We all know what this means, ya fuckin nonce.
Another win for Keir. Just full of great decisions.
Another win for Keir. Just full of great decisions.
September 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Fuck ALL THE WAY OFF with your excuses Petey. We all know what this means, ya fuckin nonce.
Another win for Keir. Just full of great decisions.
Another win for Keir. Just full of great decisions.
oh mark honey congrats i am so proud of u
September 8, 2025 at 5:23 AM
oh mark honey congrats i am so proud of u
Got in a fender bender with a young lady (of negotiable affections) in the car, cop asked what she was doing in the car and this verbal diarrhea fell out.
I mean come on, we all remember...
I mean come on, we all remember...
August 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Got in a fender bender with a young lady (of negotiable affections) in the car, cop asked what she was doing in the car and this verbal diarrhea fell out.
I mean come on, we all remember...
I mean come on, we all remember...
Well done everyone, we did it.
That's a third of the population of the planet right there, laughing their dicks off at the latest South Park episode and making sure we don't cover the kids table in fuckin ketchup.
That's a third of the population of the planet right there, laughing their dicks off at the latest South Park episode and making sure we don't cover the kids table in fuckin ketchup.
August 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Well done everyone, we did it.
That's a third of the population of the planet right there, laughing their dicks off at the latest South Park episode and making sure we don't cover the kids table in fuckin ketchup.
That's a third of the population of the planet right there, laughing their dicks off at the latest South Park episode and making sure we don't cover the kids table in fuckin ketchup.
