Ah not to worry, plenty of disabled people for her to shake down a bit more - maybe a few of them will do her a favour and kill themselves too, she can live in hope.

It's particularly hard to say in a Leicester accent too haha

I'll be your huckleberry

Well yeah, if you frame them to only focus on the positives, then you'll likely get positive responses. Who doesn't want to 'deport criminals'? Who doesn't want the UK to be a 'rich nation'? It's a nonsense poll.

Jealous. I'm still in present wrapping hell. I do have cans though.

Tell me about it. The baby won't go to sleep and the older one's bouncing off the walls. Shit doing Christmas on your own! Roll on bedtime so I can get on the beers.

Haha nice - nah I'm a night owl, hate going to bed early even if I pay for it the next day 😂

Noooo, that's tomorrow! So that's why I'm debating about whether to go easy on the booze or not haha. Dunno if I can cope with wailing kids and a hangover 😂

A Christmas party - Santa, Rudolph, the whole gang

Supposed to be taking my kids to a Christmas party 😬 well, fuck it, I'm in now haha.

I've got whiskey and coke, but that's about it. Maybe time to crack it open... 😂

Fuck all 😩 had about three pints of Guinness and may fall asleep

Pervs in the museum: