very regular assignment I found on my school’s printer

very regular assignment I found on my school’s printer

the liberal soul yearns for Gamal Abdel Nasser

some of the worst vibes ever put on film. when the lighter clicks on, and the omnipresent noise drops out, you feel what a relief it must be to be mesmerized and finally let loose the urges the restraint of which are such a burden. the final shot got gasps from my crowd despite featuring no violence

spending a lovely autumn afternoon lost in a Proustian reverie as I review my credit history

can we please be serious. Kevin is clearly a dunce but will be. trivia question within a year. Joe has an era named after him. gotta respect that level of generational fuckup

what exactly is going on here. veganism and age cannot explain this alone

calling up rehabs and telling them I need to get sober because I kept asking friends “dare me to chug this shit?” about my buddy’s assisted suicide cocktail and then drank it anyway when unequivocally told “no” by anyone asked