Hey, reminder to southern friends under snow today- northern drivers don't handle snowy roads thanks to magic or skills, it’s *extensive snow infrastructure y’all just don’t have.* Nobody goes out driving before the salt trucks and plows do unless they have to.

Nobody has more blind faith in me than my Garmin race predictor does

When we arrived with the turkey yesterday, my nephew handed me this unhinged sheet of directions his kindergarten class had made and asked “did you follow the directions?” I did not.

I have no idea what to post on a totally new platform, so enjoy a majestic photo of my little buddy. Happy Thanksgiving!