Explained to my son the complicated mechanics of determining the date of Easter each year. I shared the reliance on moon cycles and Equinoxes cause they didn’t use specific calendars much. “But they know his birthday for Christmas?” #kidlulz 🧠
February 1, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Explained to my son the complicated mechanics of determining the date of Easter each year. I shared the reliance on moon cycles and Equinoxes cause they didn’t use specific calendars much. “But they know his birthday for Christmas?” #kidlulz 🧠
One of the most powerful examples I see of ‘Opposites Attract’ could by my parents - with their Main Character Syndrome vs NPC energy. It has resulted in me devoting a lot of my energy to be neither.
January 31, 2026 at 1:15 AM
One of the most powerful examples I see of ‘Opposites Attract’ could by my parents - with their Main Character Syndrome vs NPC energy. It has resulted in me devoting a lot of my energy to be neither.
I have too much to be grateful for. It’s messing with my plan to be the saddest person in the world.
January 30, 2026 at 10:07 AM
I have too much to be grateful for. It’s messing with my plan to be the saddest person in the world.
When I’m in Queensland and I see my friends’ achievements on Strava, I give them Kudoxxxx.
January 28, 2026 at 8:46 PM
When I’m in Queensland and I see my friends’ achievements on Strava, I give them Kudoxxxx.
It’s not the worst part of a separation, but the strain on my thumbs from an endless barrage of text message exchanges is pretty bad.
January 27, 2026 at 8:50 PM
It’s not the worst part of a separation, but the strain on my thumbs from an endless barrage of text message exchanges is pretty bad.
I either don’t like being around people very much, or maybe I’m not good at it for very long.
January 26, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I either don’t like being around people very much, or maybe I’m not good at it for very long.
The massive number of National flags I see on display here for Australia Day, aligns perfectly with the massive ‘No’ vote registered here against the Indigenous Voice To Parliament Referendum.
January 26, 2026 at 10:00 PM
The massive number of National flags I see on display here for Australia Day, aligns perfectly with the massive ‘No’ vote registered here against the Indigenous Voice To Parliament Referendum.
I used to listen to music for comfort, but that was before, when my mind had the space.
January 24, 2026 at 1:41 AM
I used to listen to music for comfort, but that was before, when my mind had the space.
My work is doing a test on what they’ve titled a “Canary” Site. Poor canaries down the mine. It sparked this idea for a New Yorker-type Cartoon.
January 20, 2026 at 3:50 AM
My work is doing a test on what they’ve titled a “Canary” Site. Poor canaries down the mine. It sparked this idea for a New Yorker-type Cartoon.
My body is messed up with irony. I just did the noisiest poo of my life, in the library’s toilet.
January 20, 2026 at 2:51 AM
My body is messed up with irony. I just did the noisiest poo of my life, in the library’s toilet.
I got paid 40 cents to visit a relaxing, beautiful place.
January 19, 2026 at 7:37 AM
I got paid 40 cents to visit a relaxing, beautiful place.
Usually it’s a bad day when I get Wordle in 6/6 attempts, but today it did have an X. So I’ll cut myself some slack.
January 18, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Usually it’s a bad day when I get Wordle in 6/6 attempts, but today it did have an X. So I’ll cut myself some slack.
A 100 milestone is meant to be a celebration, it’s become a revelation.
January 18, 2026 at 1:51 AM
A 100 milestone is meant to be a celebration, it’s become a revelation.
An entire commute listening to Mariah Carey takes me somewhere different to my destination.
January 15, 2026 at 12:00 AM
An entire commute listening to Mariah Carey takes me somewhere different to my destination.
I’m just a guy walking his Pomeranian, interacting with a guy walking his Dachshund, and us both walking away wondering what has happened with our lives.
January 13, 2026 at 10:05 PM
I’m just a guy walking his Pomeranian, interacting with a guy walking his Dachshund, and us both walking away wondering what has happened with our lives.
My sloppy typing of “Body is a bit clunky” autocorrected to ‘lazy bugger’. Or perhaps my phone is casting aspersions.
January 11, 2026 at 8:05 PM
My sloppy typing of “Body is a bit clunky” autocorrected to ‘lazy bugger’. Or perhaps my phone is casting aspersions.
I think there’s no maximum quantity of Sangria.
January 10, 2026 at 11:28 AM
I think there’s no maximum quantity of Sangria.
Who wore it better?
January 4, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Who wore it better?
“Are you replacing me with AI? 😩”
“No, I’m ‘augmenting’ you with AI”
😆
“No, I’m ‘augmenting’ you with AI”
😆
January 3, 2026 at 10:21 PM
“Are you replacing me with AI? 😩”
“No, I’m ‘augmenting’ you with AI”
😆
“No, I’m ‘augmenting’ you with AI”
😆
I don’t like to boast, but this year on Strava I’ve run just as far as the most hardy of runners in the world.
December 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I don’t like to boast, but this year on Strava I’ve run just as far as the most hardy of runners in the world.
They say ‘A picture paints 1000 words’. Some Strava route images tell so much more.
December 31, 2025 at 1:27 PM
They say ‘A picture paints 1000 words’. Some Strava route images tell so much more.
In town there’s a Free Pantry of food for those who need help. It’s heartening to see it well stocked for Christmas. Then it was quite sobering when I checked back and saw that every bit we donated was needed.
December 26, 2025 at 8:18 PM
In town there’s a Free Pantry of food for those who need help. It’s heartening to see it well stocked for Christmas. Then it was quite sobering when I checked back and saw that every bit we donated was needed.
Proof that ChaGPT knows nothing - suggesting my 2025 summary is ‘The Over-Prepared Marathoner’
December 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Proof that ChaGPT knows nothing - suggesting my 2025 summary is ‘The Over-Prepared Marathoner’
Dear WhatsApp, Don’t you dare tell her how often I check, hoping to catch a glimpse of her, or hear her words.
December 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Dear WhatsApp, Don’t you dare tell her how often I check, hoping to catch a glimpse of her, or hear her words.