Quit it because I enjoy mental health. I truly hope you broke it so you can free everyone else. It’s like a little side quest!

Quince tees make me look like my shoulders are perfect. It’s a start.

I was criticized for taking my newborn to the grocery store when she was 2 weeks old because we needed food. Umm…

I bet he has bltsd now.

Joel famously replied,”Use your f/(&:@$ imagination”, but I believe it’s the person behind Zillow Gone Wild.

Thoreau: Simplify! Simplify! Simplify!
Me: coulda saved twenty keystrokes there…