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razorslut.bsky.social
@razorslut.bsky.social
Just went to get my car smogged, service guy was wearing a trump hat, I looked at him and said nope and left.
June 9, 2025 at 5:58 PM
A year ago I was admitted to the hospital unable to move my body for 10 days due to an allergic reaction. Now I try to move it everyday to celebrate being ok.
June 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Today’s ask

When you get a chance, please , I need a pair of earrings… what I’m wearing is 1 rhinestone earring! I’d love to wear a pair… rhinestone, Star of David ; gold or pearls…. Thanx sweetheart!😎😍💜💙💍
May 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Linda didn’t understand she had follow up appointments, so she called and cancelled three of them even after I scheduled a ride and assistant
May 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Pretty sure my aunt stole my car 🤦🏻‍♀️
April 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
eviction attorney just told me this was crazy….ive been living with this nightmare for so long and made jokes about it that it feels normal
March 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Poor thing is losing some toes today.
February 26, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Linda had sewing needles stuck in her foot…multiple. Since she can’t feel her feet who knows how long they were there. Sigh
February 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Linda left my 6 voicemails asking for batteries I gave her two weeks ago
February 22, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Linda is very upset there is no Dr Pepper, because there are no bubbles in Iced Tea.
February 18, 2025 at 12:48 AM
She’s diabetic 🤦🏻‍♀️

“Also , your brother is enjoying the Jelly Bellies so we are starting to run out & the Jordan Almonds & no rush but I’m craving York Mints….😎❤️💙💜🐈‍⬛🍒🏡☔️☔️NO Rush…!”
February 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Linda demands more Sees candy and constantly wants to celebrate Gidges 16th birthday….shes 13
February 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Linda graduated to Jelly Belly’s today. Have I mentioned she’s diabetic.
January 28, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Not even 8 am, Jordan almonds that were delivered Friday are on order again….she has no teeth
January 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Linda’s mad at me because I told her the choices she’s made are why my family can’t spend time at her house.
January 16, 2025 at 4:10 PM
10lbs of licorice will not suffice, Linda demands Jordan Almonds.
January 13, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It’s been three days of fires and Linda has reminded me that Lindt chocolates are not See’s Candies and she still wants to know when her See’s are coming.
January 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Linda told me Lindt truffles are not Sees candies, but nice try.
January 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Dropped the hubs off to watch the Eddie, wife of the year
December 22, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Just told our child, if she has to fart go over to her dad.
December 22, 2024 at 6:35 AM
Friends if you’re traveling no joke add an hour to your travel time 🤦🏻‍♀️
December 14, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Met a retired CPA today, she was so pissed at her daughter. Her daughter has a scheduled C-section for Jan 1

Iykyk 🤦🏻‍♀️
December 9, 2024 at 1:40 AM
Health insurance shouldn’t be a for profit industry. It’s disgusting that people make money from our well being.
December 7, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Reposted
Well played. And frighteningly accurate.
November 29, 2024 at 8:14 PM
When two loves collide
November 28, 2024 at 3:31 PM