It’s over. Inform the hoes.
October 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
It’s over. Inform the hoes.
BREAKING: Donald Trump is up on the roof playing something he calls “Great Big President.” Sources close to the president suggest he will be down for some nuggies after, and can play later.
August 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
BREAKING: Donald Trump is up on the roof playing something he calls “Great Big President.” Sources close to the president suggest he will be down for some nuggies after, and can play later.
May 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Me, when RFK comes for the uncircumcised.
May 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Me, when RFK comes for the uncircumcised.
An evergreen meme from my collection 👨🍳🤌
April 17, 2025 at 12:21 AM
An evergreen meme from my collection 👨🍳🤌
Apples are too soft these days.
(#animation by me and my pals)
(#animation by me and my pals)
April 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Apples are too soft these days.
(#animation by me and my pals)
(#animation by me and my pals)
Guys, I’m quitting standup again bc I just got offered a cabinet position: Secretary of Partying Down!
March 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Guys, I’m quitting standup again bc I just got offered a cabinet position: Secretary of Partying Down!
How do you make your ramen?
February 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
How do you make your ramen?
Arguably a pretty good picture of me, right? And yet there isn’t a doubt in my mind that if I showed this to myself at 9 and said “that’s you in the future!” that little boy would cry for two weeks
January 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Arguably a pretty good picture of me, right? And yet there isn’t a doubt in my mind that if I showed this to myself at 9 and said “that’s you in the future!” that little boy would cry for two weeks
I’ll bet Mario smells like Balsamic and Pall Malls
January 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I’ll bet Mario smells like Balsamic and Pall Malls
Don’t even get me started
December 11, 2024 at 7:39 PM
Don’t even get me started
“My kid wants a fucking hippopotamus for Christmas…”
December 11, 2024 at 3:53 PM
“My kid wants a fucking hippopotamus for Christmas…”
Oh my god… it’s HIM!…
December 8, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Oh my god… it’s HIM!…
“And here with a somewhat muddled message of unity, New York’s own Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!”
November 28, 2024 at 7:23 PM
“And here with a somewhat muddled message of unity, New York’s own Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles!”
I wish the Superman balloon still looked liked Tim Robinson
November 28, 2024 at 5:13 PM
I wish the Superman balloon still looked liked Tim Robinson
Here’s a twofer!!!
SpellJammer birds I made for Better Than Heroes! Our Liveplay DnD stream.
SpellJammer birds I made for Better Than Heroes! Our Liveplay DnD stream.
November 18, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Here’s a twofer!!!
SpellJammer birds I made for Better Than Heroes! Our Liveplay DnD stream.
SpellJammer birds I made for Better Than Heroes! Our Liveplay DnD stream.
“My kid wants a fucking hippopotamus for Christmas…”
December 25, 2023 at 3:07 AM
“My kid wants a fucking hippopotamus for Christmas…”
Streaming this video game sequel to A Christmas Carol tonight in which Ebeneezer Scrooge beats all kinds of ass alongside his ghostly new friends. Needless to say I’m very pumped…
6pm EST
6pm EST
December 5, 2023 at 4:20 PM
Streaming this video game sequel to A Christmas Carol tonight in which Ebeneezer Scrooge beats all kinds of ass alongside his ghostly new friends. Needless to say I’m very pumped…
6pm EST
6pm EST
Oh man!
Imma listen to
-Got my Thingy Stuck in a Eagle
-My Prounouns is Piece/Of Shit
-Born on the 6th of January
-Gun on a Bun
-Don’t Tell Mama (America is my Girlfriend)
-Thinkin ‘Round the Facts
-Can’t Spell Fascism
-Towelin’ Down th’ Flag
-Try THAT Around a Racist
Imma listen to
-Got my Thingy Stuck in a Eagle
-My Prounouns is Piece/Of Shit
-Born on the 6th of January
-Gun on a Bun
-Don’t Tell Mama (America is my Girlfriend)
-Thinkin ‘Round the Facts
-Can’t Spell Fascism
-Towelin’ Down th’ Flag
-Try THAT Around a Racist
November 5, 2023 at 7:53 PM
Oh man!
Imma listen to
-Got my Thingy Stuck in a Eagle
-My Prounouns is Piece/Of Shit
-Born on the 6th of January
-Gun on a Bun
-Don’t Tell Mama (America is my Girlfriend)
-Thinkin ‘Round the Facts
-Can’t Spell Fascism
-Towelin’ Down th’ Flag
-Try THAT Around a Racist
Imma listen to
-Got my Thingy Stuck in a Eagle
-My Prounouns is Piece/Of Shit
-Born on the 6th of January
-Gun on a Bun
-Don’t Tell Mama (America is my Girlfriend)
-Thinkin ‘Round the Facts
-Can’t Spell Fascism
-Towelin’ Down th’ Flag
-Try THAT Around a Racist
Comedy Fort all weekend. Telling what I believe to be jokes!
October 5, 2023 at 5:36 PM
Comedy Fort all weekend. Telling what I believe to be jokes!
Me, looking at the lineup of any Street Fighter game that came out after 1995:
September 30, 2023 at 4:41 PM
Me, looking at the lineup of any Street Fighter game that came out after 1995:
Crazy how fast this game can suck me back off… IN! Dammit. More Bloodborne with Darkest Brandon: The Malarky slayer.
https://www.twitch.tv/razorlou
https://www.twitch.tv/razorlou
July 20, 2023 at 1:54 AM
Crazy how fast this game can suck me back off… IN! Dammit. More Bloodborne with Darkest Brandon: The Malarky slayer.
https://www.twitch.tv/razorlou
https://www.twitch.tv/razorlou
