We tried to put a little hat on this one when she was a kitten and it went about as well as you’d think outside a storybook

well that thoroughly rocks, but I really want to hit them for diet and exercise tips

She’s never seen the Jersey shore

I bet a lot of people hoped we’d be done with vacuum tubes by 1983, but guess what all the cables are plugged into

- Plugging in some cables

I have it on good authority you'll remain on the verge of "regretful" in perpetuity... no backsies, new-car-smell wafting out into the aether