@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com my daughter wanted to introduce you to her new spiky potato children, Asiraphal and Crowley.

After watching the new Hunger Games film, I've decided that the most unbelievable aspect of that dystopian future is the goofy-ass names parents give their children.

I couldn't pronounce Snow's name, much less spell it.

I always imagined my wife wearing something special for me when I got home...

I didn't imagine they would be onesie Axolotl pajamas with hood and plush tail.

My top tear-inducing Sci-Fi reveals of 2023 in no particular order:

1. Enterprise-F launches from Spacedock

2. Enterprise-D reborn

3. Enterprise-G christened

4. That new TARDIS interior!!!!

Honorable mention (sniffles but no tears): Voyager returns

Welcome back Doctor Who!

Tonight's post-workout snack was supposed to be a bowl of delicious Cocoa Pebbles, but I sadly discovered we had no regular milk, only chocolate.

Then I got to thinking: CP makes the milk turn chocolate, so using chocolate milk only hastens the inevitable.

It's like a chocolate blessing from God.