I like Ricky Gervais, but Stewart Lee thinks he’s shite, and I like Stewart Lee. I’ll just secretly like Gervais and then pretend I agree with Lee whilst feeling secretly guilty. Stewart Lee isn’t funny, but I agree the fuck out of him.
December 30, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I like Ricky Gervais, but Stewart Lee thinks he’s shite, and I like Stewart Lee. I’ll just secretly like Gervais and then pretend I agree with Lee whilst feeling secretly guilty. Stewart Lee isn’t funny, but I agree the fuck out of him.
I will probably watch it if I get around to it.
December 28, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I will probably watch it if I get around to it.
Oh chuck it in ya soft shite.
December 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Oh chuck it in ya soft shite.
Yes. This. Exactly. And increase the salary for MPs and ban ANY additional income from any source whilst a sitting MP.
December 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Yes. This. Exactly. And increase the salary for MPs and ban ANY additional income from any source whilst a sitting MP.
We play the billionaire rule, where the prices of the properties are dictated by the person with the most financial resources leading to them owning everything at the start of the game and charging extortionate rent off everyone else.
December 19, 2025 at 4:07 PM
We play the billionaire rule, where the prices of the properties are dictated by the person with the most financial resources leading to them owning everything at the start of the game and charging extortionate rent off everyone else.
I’ve got a saucepan. Cooks everything perfectly.
December 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I’ve got a saucepan. Cooks everything perfectly.
Thank you. I thought about looking it up and checking but didn’t.
December 11, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Thank you. I thought about looking it up and checking but didn’t.
“I wouldn’t join a club that would have someone like me as a member” - Marx
December 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
“I wouldn’t join a club that would have someone like me as a member” - Marx
Corbyn - not a racist bone in his body - ANTISEMITE! Farage - Hitler youth - 🤫
December 6, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Corbyn - not a racist bone in his body - ANTISEMITE! Farage - Hitler youth - 🤫
I’m a dedicated consumer of Marmite. Not sure how, but I’ll make every effort to avoid it if they move production out of Burton upon Trent.
December 6, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I’m a dedicated consumer of Marmite. Not sure how, but I’ll make every effort to avoid it if they move production out of Burton upon Trent.
You’re not exactly pretty yourself are you? Glass houses and all that.
December 4, 2025 at 4:07 PM
You’re not exactly pretty yourself are you? Glass houses and all that.
I don’t like or dislike “dogs”. Some dogs are very pleasant to be around, others not so much. I don’t wish them any harm but I’m fearful of some of them. I also hate dog owners who don’t clean up after them.
December 3, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I don’t like or dislike “dogs”. Some dogs are very pleasant to be around, others not so much. I don’t wish them any harm but I’m fearful of some of them. I also hate dog owners who don’t clean up after them.
[In a Black Country accent] “What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison? You can’t wash your hands in a buffalo.”
November 30, 2025 at 10:44 AM
[In a Black Country accent] “What’s the difference between a buffalo and a bison? You can’t wash your hands in a buffalo.”
There’s a New Zealand in Derby too.
November 11, 2025 at 6:11 PM
There’s a New Zealand in Derby too.
Half of my magnet is a magnophile. The other half is a magnophobe.
November 11, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Half of my magnet is a magnophile. The other half is a magnophobe.
Never heard the song before. I can’t stand the Pet Shop Boys. Great song though and would love to hear it done by a guitar band and someone who could sing.
November 11, 2025 at 9:05 AM
Never heard the song before. I can’t stand the Pet Shop Boys. Great song though and would love to hear it done by a guitar band and someone who could sing.
What do you mean, exactly, in clear unambiguous terms that everyone could understand, when you say “socialists / marxists / communists”. I’ve added some formatting for you to help you get started.
November 6, 2025 at 8:19 AM
What do you mean, exactly, in clear unambiguous terms that everyone could understand, when you say “socialists / marxists / communists”. I’ve added some formatting for you to help you get started.
This is a hiding in plain sight dog whistle tactic. Make a racist statement then retract it later after the damage has already been done and the hard of thinking are already quoting it as fact.
November 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This is a hiding in plain sight dog whistle tactic. Make a racist statement then retract it later after the damage has already been done and the hard of thinking are already quoting it as fact.
So sorry to hear this. I hope you are OK.
October 29, 2025 at 7:26 PM
So sorry to hear this. I hope you are OK.