(I may have made up some of that. But not the part that gives Dear Leader at least year to deport as many anchor babies not named "Barron" as he can.)

The Very Concerned Temple on the Upper East Side appears to have scrubbed the listing of his tour stop. Maybe they'll serve some nice chicken soup to his constituents.

Badger? We don't need no stinkin' badgers!

This from the first man to jump the shark.

Same- now to figure out what to do with it....

Dick van Dyke.