Yo wtf?! I’m flirting with a guy, takes a spicy turn, nothing too bad, going for a while, then BOOM unfriended on Snap and unmatched on Hinge. We just started talking today. He was on my Snap for less than 2 hrs. Dudes are insane

Downloaded a dating app and already have a couple of dates and bottoms waiting for me. Fuck I’m ready for this. The dude I got today 🥵🥵🥵 guess doing something actually does things. Go figure lol

I’m watching this couple clearly on a date and god damn am I jealous. They are having fun and enjoying shit and I’m just over here like damn….im on a hella long dry streak

Been sick has fuck all week and feels like it’s gonna be a whole weekend thing….ruining any fun times, how lame

My life here is just gonna be reposting meme bullshit, being hella thirsty, and whatever other nonsense Drunk me comes up with. Let’s see what happens