“Shoney’s in New Jersey on a Wednesday” is somehow more frightening than the “Shoney’s that serves beer” that briefly operated here in Louisville about a decade ago

“Andy Beshear released a bunch of criminals”

HEY WHAT DID MATT BEVIN DO

G5/G5/G5/Lou City over here

Alternative: Iowa makes Big Ten Championship Game, loss in Indy brings season average below PPG line

(Also, depending on how the secondary evolves, Austin Reed and Malachi Corley make the day a lot trickier than anyone anticipates)

This would be the most realistic and glorious conclusion; I’m partial to the Ducks but I am rooting for this with my whole-ass heart

Brutus Buckeye gets utterly Rufus’d by Big Red in week 3

Oh, very much interested in the movie that does exist.

The idea of a version that Ben Shapiro types would like seems unsettling.

As a fellow owner of a 13-year-old black cat (their most blessed year, I can only imagine), I’m assuming you will also be outlived by a tiny, soft Highlander