Ray Lindström
@raylindstrom.bsky.social
Called an “indefatigable promoter” by Forbes Magazine. Member of the Arizona Broadcasters Assn. Hall of Fame. In Tucson, AZ USA.
Hugo Chávez Loses Spot in Guinness Book for Most Batshit UN Speech
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Hugo Chavez Loses Spot in Guinness Book for Most Batshit UN Speech
“We never saw this coming," a Guinness spokesperson admitted.
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September 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Hugo Chávez Loses Spot in Guinness Book for Most Batshit UN Speech
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Trump Names Ghislaine Maxwell Attorney General
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Trump Names Ghislaine Maxwell Attorney General
"Pam said there’s a client list, and Ghislaine said there isn't. So I have decided Ghislaine would be better at this job than Pam."
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August 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Trump Names Ghislaine Maxwell Attorney General
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Trump Warns if He Does Not Win Nobel Peace Prize He Will Bomb Norway
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Trump Warns if He Does Not Win Nobel Peace Prize He Will Bomb Norway
Trump said he deserved the Peace Prize for “dropping a million bombs on Iran.”
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June 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Trump Warns if He Does Not Win Nobel Peace Prize He Will Bomb Norway
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JD Vance to Represent Satan at Pope's Funeral
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JD Vance to Represent Satan at Pope's Funeral
The Prince of Darkness said that he could not attend the funeral himself because it conflicts with a Tesla board meeting.
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April 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
JD Vance to Represent Satan at Pope's Funeral
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Trump Urges Vatican to Select New Pope from Cast of "Fox & Friends"
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Trump Urges Vatican to Select New Pope from Cast of "Fox & Friends"
“You want to have a pope who’s good on TV,” Trump said.
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April 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Trump Urges Vatican to Select New Pope from Cast of "Fox & Friends"
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What cruelty. Trump refuses to remove a man from a wretched El Salvador prison who was sent there by mistake. Have you no empathy, sir? Are you not human? You could have him back right now if you desired. There must be a special place in Hell for you and your ilk. Shame on you.
April 15, 2025 at 5:25 PM
What cruelty. Trump refuses to remove a man from a wretched El Salvador prison who was sent there by mistake. Have you no empathy, sir? Are you not human? You could have him back right now if you desired. There must be a special place in Hell for you and your ilk. Shame on you.
Kim Jong Un Demands to be Included in all Future Hegseth Group Chats
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Kim Jong Un Demands to be Included in all Future Hegseth Group Chats
The North Korean dictator called his exclusion "hurtful."
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March 26, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Kim Jong Un Demands to be Included in all Future Hegseth Group Chats
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A mockery of America’s values and ideals
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A mockery of America’s values and ideals
Trump’s apologists have raced to defend their dime-store Mussolini and living desecration of the American presidency by saying his Oval Office outburst, loss of control and moral implosion were not wh...
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March 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
A mockery of America’s values and ideals
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Need I say more?
February 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Need I say more?
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This week they had the first child death from measles in 25 years
Connect the dots
Connect the dots
February 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
This week they had the first child death from measles in 25 years
Connect the dots
Connect the dots
Musk Puts Trump in Charge of New Unit Called DOZE
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Musk Puts Trump in Charge of New Unit Called DOZE
The Tesla chief said he was “totally pumped” to see what Trump accomplishes at the Department Of Zero Efficiency.
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February 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Musk Puts Trump in Charge of New Unit Called DOZE
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RFK Jr.’s Confirmation Hailed By National Alliance of Funeral Directors
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RFK Jr.’s Confirmation Hailed By National Alliance of Funeral Directors
“Secretary Kennedy will make death great again," the group said.
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February 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
RFK Jr.’s Confirmation Hailed By National Alliance of Funeral Directors
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Trump Says White Refugees from South Africa Will Alleviate US’s Severe Shortage of Racists
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Trump Says White Refugees from South Africa Will Alleviate US’s Severe Shortage of Racists
“When I was putting together my Cabinet, there were barely enough racists to fill all the positions," he said.
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February 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Trump Says White Refugees from South Africa Will Alleviate US’s Severe Shortage of Racists
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Trump Says Musk Has Found Huge Fraud in Oval Office
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Trump Says Musk Has Found Huge Fraud in Oval Office
“He said it’s unbelievable what a waste this gigantic fraud is,” Trump said.
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February 12, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Trump Says Musk Has Found Huge Fraud in Oval Office
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Can we expect an announcement soon?
February 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Can we expect an announcement soon?
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Of us
Who
Post
Here on Bluesky for
Sedition or
Treason, can
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Sedition or
Treason, can
We
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We
Were
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Joking?
January 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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When
He
Locks
All
Of us
Who
Post
Here on Bluesky for
Sedition or
Treason, can
We
Say that
We
Were
Just
Joking?
When
He
Locks
All
Of us
Who
Post
Here on Bluesky for
Sedition or
Treason, can
We
Say that
We
Were
Just
Joking?
The Warning with Steve Schmidt
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Explains what is happening, and why in our turbulent era. Speaks truth to power. 1 written & 1 broadcast commentary/day 6x/week. Click to read The Warning with Steve Schmidt, a Substack publication wi...
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January 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The Warning with Steve Schmidt
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