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Ray Murray
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Trying to make a silk purse out of a sow's arse
@iainlee.com Mike Graham has been sacked by Talk for being a racist gammon. 🐽 Ah well….
#PorkRadio #gammonati
November 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Toto - Africa But In Finnish Accent
YouTube video by Accenticall
www.youtube.com
October 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
@iainlee.com Mark Volman AKA Flo has died.
September 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I imagine everyone immediately surrounded the building, preventing the fire brigade from putting the fire out! 😂

🎶 "Pass de building pon de left hand side!" 🎶

#MaryJane #MaidMarion #Walthamstow #irie

www.standard.co.uk/news/london/...
Blaze rips through cannabis factory in house in Walthamstow
Twelve fire engines and around 80 firefighters were called to the mid-terraced property in Knebworth Avenue shortly after 2am
www.standard.co.uk
August 22, 2025 at 4:54 PM
@iainlee.com Spotted in a charity shop. 20p each. They had another load out the back. How will Mr Diamond get by? Strumming or bumming?
August 11, 2025 at 8:09 PM
We need @limmy.com to pipe up with: “I tell ye, yer behaviour was shorcan ehhh! Shorcan!” 😂
#BBCQT #WhenInFife
June 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Dunfermline. Sounds like ointment, doesn’t it! 😂
#BBCQT #RubInSomeDunfermline
June 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
@iainlee.com Looking for a vinyl copy of #MorningtonCrescent by #MyLifeStory on #Discogs, and £60 seems to be the starting price. Arg. Also, the keyboard player is called Helen Caddick! Hope she doesn’t have a Birmingham accent! 😉
#VinylWanker
June 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
@iainlee.com “What kind of cake?”
June 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Pardon our interruption...eBay Home
www.ebay.co.uk
May 26, 2025 at 11:42 AM
@iainlee.com Slough to join Greater London? Judging by that map picture, Greater London will have a dick!
www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/lon...
#ComeFriendlyBombs
London could absorb Slough under English Devolution plans
London could get a bit bigger, as an option being considered by Slough Council could see it merge with a west London council or even become part of the Greater London Authority.
www.ianvisits.co.uk
February 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
@iainlee.com When my parents married in 1969, Dave Edmunds was there!
#IKnewTheBride
January 7, 2025 at 12:30 AM
@iainlee.com @katherineboyle.bsky.social
Iain or a caller once made a remark about “de ‘erb”. Hannah cannot remember what the whole phrase was! Any ideas? 😊 She’s been quoting it every damn day! 😆
December 20, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Slobbering like a kid! 😆 No way I could ever afford one. Anybody want to show charity and buy me one? 😉 I won’t stop you!
#Rega #Planar3RS #Vinyl #Turntable #OnlyAGrand
Rega Planar 3 RS Edition For The Joy Of Vinyl | The Ear
The Planar 3 RS is essentially a Planar 3 with the plinth from a Planar 6, a hand tuned Neo PSU Mk2 power supply and the Nd5 MM cartridge launched earlier
the-ear.net
December 11, 2024 at 9:59 AM
How can they host football in Saudi Arabia? They don't even have grass over there! 🤨
Of course, if you get caught with grass in Saudi Arabia, they'll chop your lips off! 😂
#FIFA #FIFAWorldCup #SaudiArabia #WorldCup2034 #HumanRights #GaysExist #DealWithIt #EvolveLikeWeHave
December 11, 2024 at 9:55 AM
Musk really has engineered X to favour the Reich-wingers. It is perfectly OK for Laurence Fox to threaten the police with physical violence, and tell #SangitaMyska to leave the country, but when I tell Fox there is a place in hell for him, my account is promptly locked for "bullying". Astounding.
November 17, 2024 at 11:08 PM
@iainlee.bsky.social On the subject of comedy callers, there was Alfie who made a couple of calls at #AbsoluteRadio:
Iain Lee - Absolute Radio - Alfie.mp3
drive.google.com
November 17, 2024 at 6:18 PM
Literally another world!
Just took a look over on the other site. Force of habit after 15 years. Lozza Fox is suggesting people should take axes to the the police. Over here, I saw someone post they have written their Christmas cards. Incredible.
November 17, 2024 at 10:17 AM
One thing I won’t miss about X is the abuse that frequently gets aimed at contestants on #TheChase. Cretinous herberts with a poor grasp of their own native language! 🙄
November 17, 2024 at 12:55 AM
Marcus Brigstocke himself had a number 11 chart smash.
#TheHitList #IDontSmoke #PipePipePipe
November 16, 2024 at 5:43 PM
Bought this album on #vinyl and it is just awesome! Two sisters from #NewZealand recorded it in 1965. One of them - Suzanne Lynch - would become a session singer for the likes of #CatStevens, the #WalkerBrothers, and even #TheGoodies.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBjt...
#TheChicks #Hucklebuck
The Hucklebuck
YouTube video by The Chicks - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 16, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Worst promises ever?

▪️The cheque is in the post.
▪️I’ll do the washing up later.
▪️I won’t come in your mouth.

Your turn. 🙂
November 15, 2024 at 8:56 PM
🎶 Please tell us why
🎶 You had to hide away for so long
🎶 Where did we go wrong
#HeyThereMisterBlue
November 15, 2024 at 1:35 AM