Fancy Dijon Ketchup
@raychos.bsky.social
Midwestern, SUPD.
On the progressive side of the Force. (Thanks, Ryan Britt/Ophira)
I’m on the blooski because TFGs made everything else suck.
My special skill is I’m always prepared for a white elephant gift exchange.
On the progressive side of the Force. (Thanks, Ryan Britt/Ophira)
I’m on the blooski because TFGs made everything else suck.
My special skill is I’m always prepared for a white elephant gift exchange.
Why do you brush your teeth BEFORE you eat? I’m confused.
December 5, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Why do you brush your teeth BEFORE you eat? I’m confused.
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Deep cut, Quint.
November 20, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Deep cut, Quint.
Just watched you on Stand Up with @petedominick.bsky.social Thank you for sharing your story.
May 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Just watched you on Stand Up with @petedominick.bsky.social Thank you for sharing your story.
I always thought using food to put out in your yard was a rich person thing. We keep the same plastic eggs to fill and hide, year after year.
March 14, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I always thought using food to put out in your yard was a rich person thing. We keep the same plastic eggs to fill and hide, year after year.
And fricking Walmart. Doing my best to buy 2nd hand and small business.
January 25, 2025 at 12:28 AM
And fricking Walmart. Doing my best to buy 2nd hand and small business.
“The thing most recipients are doing unless they are disabled or a literal child.”
January 22, 2025 at 12:56 PM
“The thing most recipients are doing unless they are disabled or a literal child.”
Yes. 9 year old here, also.
January 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Yes. 9 year old here, also.