Its a good thing I'm not paying a therapist rn. I'd just be doing the opposite of what they'd tell me to do 🤣
July 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Its a good thing I'm not paying a therapist rn. I'd just be doing the opposite of what they'd tell me to do 🤣
And I'm officially an uncle
June 12, 2025 at 8:48 AM
And I'm officially an uncle
Had my first kickball game last night. It was fun, but we didn't do great 🤣
June 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Had my first kickball game last night. It was fun, but we didn't do great 🤣
I'm generally a friendly person but this condescending redditor keeps pushing me, and has no idea whats about to happen.
May 31, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I'm generally a friendly person but this condescending redditor keeps pushing me, and has no idea whats about to happen.
It's a little thing, but my favorite is when Bagel Thursday turns into Bagel Friday
May 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
It's a little thing, but my favorite is when Bagel Thursday turns into Bagel Friday
Since I'm cursed with a complete inability to get over something I want once my brain decides I want it...I'm gonna go drop an exorbitant sum on a motorcycle. Vroom vroom. 🏍 😜
May 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Since I'm cursed with a complete inability to get over something I want once my brain decides I want it...I'm gonna go drop an exorbitant sum on a motorcycle. Vroom vroom. 🏍 😜
Plan for the day is to walk off into the woods by myself. Might not come back. We'll see. 🤣
May 18, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Plan for the day is to walk off into the woods by myself. Might not come back. We'll see. 🤣
I have to confess i don't find the mean girls of mean girls mean enough. But I'm attracted to women that'll tear your heart right out and step all over you sooo.
May 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I have to confess i don't find the mean girls of mean girls mean enough. But I'm attracted to women that'll tear your heart right out and step all over you sooo.
Miss the pre 2020 days when I was happy and hopeful, and my back didn't hurt. Not even 30 and I feel like an old man.
May 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Miss the pre 2020 days when I was happy and hopeful, and my back didn't hurt. Not even 30 and I feel like an old man.
If I ran a wine bar the meat and cheese would all be on the same plate, maybe different mixes of meat and cheese on separate plates, but I want both and I'm not going to order two things.
May 17, 2025 at 8:48 AM
If I ran a wine bar the meat and cheese would all be on the same plate, maybe different mixes of meat and cheese on separate plates, but I want both and I'm not going to order two things.
I understand it's not about me, but it does feel kinda shitty not one person has asked me how I feel about being a uncle. Like knowing how bad I want to be a dad myself...ugh
May 16, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I understand it's not about me, but it does feel kinda shitty not one person has asked me how I feel about being a uncle. Like knowing how bad I want to be a dad myself...ugh
I have this condition where I buy expensive things. Probably just another distraction.
May 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I have this condition where I buy expensive things. Probably just another distraction.
I have the most depraved dreams, like damn my subconscious has no limits. Why do I gotta wake up and go to work 🤣
May 13, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I have the most depraved dreams, like damn my subconscious has no limits. Why do I gotta wake up and go to work 🤣
Shout out to all the hot moms, hope you had a good mother's day. Here's hoping I have someone to cook breakfast lunch and dinner for someday. 🫠
May 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Shout out to all the hot moms, hope you had a good mother's day. Here's hoping I have someone to cook breakfast lunch and dinner for someday. 🫠
One wonders why I even try.
May 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
One wonders why I even try.
Hope it's a really tall, really hot demon chick coming over the horizon 😈
April 5, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Hope it's a really tall, really hot demon chick coming over the horizon 😈
Fuck Trump and fuck Elon Musk. And fuck their apologists.
April 2, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Fuck Trump and fuck Elon Musk. And fuck their apologists.
Maybe mexican food twice yesterday wasn't a great idea, my tummy isn't very happy. Would probably still do again.
March 30, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Maybe mexican food twice yesterday wasn't a great idea, my tummy isn't very happy. Would probably still do again.
This week I learned between my pay, my stocks, and other benefits my total compensation for the year tops six figures!! I did it! Not wholly liquid, like I'm some sorta executive but shit!! Imma rich boy now. Eeek!!
March 28, 2025 at 6:03 PM
This week I learned between my pay, my stocks, and other benefits my total compensation for the year tops six figures!! I did it! Not wholly liquid, like I'm some sorta executive but shit!! Imma rich boy now. Eeek!!
I still dunno what I wanna be or am supposed to be when I grow up. Case in point I go to the dentist and now I'm like hmmm I could make bank power washing people's mouths!?! Dentists started my favorite video game studio. Big brain moves.
March 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I still dunno what I wanna be or am supposed to be when I grow up. Case in point I go to the dentist and now I'm like hmmm I could make bank power washing people's mouths!?! Dentists started my favorite video game studio. Big brain moves.
I have this problem where I want the best version of everything I can get my hands on. Waiting on the day I can cash out my company stocks for a Ducati and a Porsche. Ugh.
March 21, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I have this problem where I want the best version of everything I can get my hands on. Waiting on the day I can cash out my company stocks for a Ducati and a Porsche. Ugh.
All "influencers" are weird but especially on LinkedIn. Just let it be for networking please. Enough with your AI generated advice and vague nonsense job titles.
March 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
All "influencers" are weird but especially on LinkedIn. Just let it be for networking please. Enough with your AI generated advice and vague nonsense job titles.
Forgot to take a picture, but they bought us pizza for lunch yesterday. That's two occurrences since counting began. 🤣
March 20, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Forgot to take a picture, but they bought us pizza for lunch yesterday. That's two occurrences since counting began. 🤣