i always like to start my day with a big can of the good stuff

really gets me going 💪

very tired gay in a dumb ac shadows shirt
felt kinda cute ig

who want me

we out here ⚽️🏎️

ayyy, it’s time for me to do one of these again!

i laughed when i realized my promotion was happening on day 0 of #UnrealFest2025 - what better time than as i sit here in tech rehearsal for yet another crazy ambitious project we’re doing 😅

i’ll see y’all at the show!

oh hey would you look at that

for lunch today:

bánh mì đặc biệt 🤤
and this ridiculous hot cheetos covered spicy sausage and mozzarella corndog

watching jeopardy while eating lunch in Cat Fancy

the good life

what is seattle doing to me?????!!?

do you like this knife i made

hey seattle

i am about to be inside you (for the next week)

i got a haircut please clap

color commentary but make it horny

pittsburgh is a really neat city

i love it more every time i visit, and hate leaving more every time 🥹

as i go through security at the airport, one thing still holds true since last year:

i am still the CEO of

another AGDQ in the books, and another $2.5 million bucks raised for the Prevent Cancer Foundation. my heart is so full after this week.

oh and:
the raptor-eyed among you may have spotted an new additional silly lil’ title for me in the credits

i mean, somebody has to wrangle all those dinosaurs 🤷‍♂️

i really need to stop using the other app, but pissing off dumb people like this gives me so much joy

dear pittsburgh

i am inside you 🦖

i tweeted this last night but my hair looked cute so it’s going here too

epic holiday party fit

hello hi i’m gay