was gonna redownload tiktok but then i saw a my little pony game fuck lil videos im playing game !

had a dream there was a new manager who hated me and told me not to come in for a few hours then i fell asleep and missed the whole shift and they told me to come in at a time that had already passed and i was like i cant make it there then that was a few hours ago and i went in anyway and i quit

yes im american, yes i hate ranch, we exist

had a dream about getting a shot and they were all eating chinese takeout and making fun of me for being nervous and now i dont wanna go back to sleep in case they're still there

my dog does not fuck with me when ive had even one shot she smells the alcohol and says hell no to even looking at me (fair but it hurts)

really love how every dog we have except for mine is a dark color with white spots and mine is a white dog with light brown spots

kinda upset i got a new car bc now i cant listen to next level charli and freak on the prius lyric anymore, it was my past not my present

i need to be known as hot and pretty otherwise i will cease to exist

and when i say everyone voted for hitler am i wrong ?

got my dad into glee