It must be really bad if you're getting all Romantic-era poetic and referring to it as a womb

Heh heh, well it looks like the calendar still says January in my neck of the woods, sport

LMAO

More than two phones seems like you're a botfarmer, what devilry is this

That is either the face of an attentive student during a lecture or a judging hiring manager interviewing a recruit and I can't tell which.