I have become trapped in a perpetual cycle of being dehydrated, spending the day drinking water so I feel better, which causes me to forget to drink water and become dehydrated again.

Elon Musk gave two back to back Nazi salutes at the Trump inauguration parade

I learned that canapé is french for couch and that means the little fancy sandwiches are couches and I don't know how to get past this.

I'm starting to feel like the fact that my glasses need to be opaque before I'll clean them is a sign I need to get my act together.

The best part about the start of winter is not having the motivation to reach over and turn on my SAD light.