This is the Budapest Memorandum. That was signed by both the US and Ukraine. They promised to eliminate their nuclear arsenal in exchange for our protection. We broke that agreement today.

Legalized slavery of undocumented immigrants.

The year is 2025, and we are prisoners to the unrelenting snow. It falls day and night, a merciless siege upon our humble abode.We dig trenches not for battle but merely to find the mail. I hope it reaches us before we are buried entirely. Pray for our survival, friends, for the snow shows no mercy.

Caption this photo.

Your toupee is flipped over. Fix it.

Good thing I had to cash out my 401K this summer to pay for a new AC this summer!! (laughs nervously then cries)

"When my husband walks in." He's the levelheaded one. I'm bring the passion. And the ass.