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Raven Kane
@ravenkane.bsky.social
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I write gay trans disasters and smut that will make you reevaluate you're relationship with puns. In my jester/clown arc currently, it will be funny. +18| Minors DNI

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This meal prep shit is so easy
Three open, empty pizza boxes on a counter, next to seven to-go containers, stacked on top of each other, filled with the pizza from the boxes
November 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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A still from 1966 Batman walking in on the joker and saying "start pounding, joker"
October 2, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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A black scientist holding up a vial of green liquid, with text overlay at the top that says "finally" and bottom text overlay that says "cucumbers that will fit in my ovipositor"
September 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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You make ONE fuckable apple and all of a sudden it's a deconstructed American pie
A green apple that has been cored to Fuckable degree
August 28, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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I'msick and feel like shit, so I decided to make it worse by watching RIPD (2013). and my girlfriend walks in at this exact moment and goes, "what is JD Vance doing in this?"
a still from the movie RIPD (2013), in which a balding man with 70's disco drug dealer energy, comes out as undead and starts to grow and morph, because he snorted a fat mound of cumin
August 15, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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I've been bunboozled
Sad bunny face emoji
July 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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A stuffed shark from IKEA with the words "blahaj there" because the name of the shark is pronounced "blow hi"
June 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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wheN i'm havin a stroke but no one can tell what kind
😏🤪
A photo of Donald Trump talking, while rfk Jr looks at him. his mouth agape and his tongue is trying desperately to escape through the side of his cheek like it's a man on the 19th floor of the world trade center trying to aim for the bushes while a Boeing 747 is welcomed into the south tower's waiting bossom
June 1, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Finally time for my brat summer
A plate of bratwurst sausages
May 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Marge Simpson holding a glass of whiskey with no ice, and a caption that reads, "I just think it's neat"
May 15, 2025 at 8:40 AM
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Me whenever I need a jar
Upper portion of the image is SpongeBob SquarePants holding a glass jar in one hand and the lid in the other with text working the show saying "first, get a jar" Then the lower portion of the image showing Marge Simpson looking worried, yelling with text saying "rainbow dash no!" In a reference to both the shows and also the rainbow dash cum jar meme
April 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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The ride chaser hover bike from the MegaMan X series white body paint, green and blue window shields, red leather seat, blue detailing
March 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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So I came up with horrorny last night while working on my clown corruption short. And gee before I got there I thought, there has to be others like me who was something as an alternative to scaroused/scarousal. And uhhh, gee Google was literally the opposite of help on this one. Dogshit web browsing
Google search result of an AI overview for the searched term "scarousal" in which it says that scaroused may be a brand that sells merch and a podcast
February 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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Triangle diagram asking what your kink is about and most of the answers are under the funny corner because the posters life has gone such a way where clown, puns, bondage, pet play and breath play are all funny to her but also monsters is in the top of the triangle near "taking back control of a world you feel powerless in" but it was also ment to go in the funny column
February 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Did I do memeing right? I know I'm like, years late on this one but someone said clodsire and my brain went brrrrrrrrr
Stock image of pokemon clodsire (a very round and perfect baby) with a crude overlay of peridot from Steven universe because she uses the term "clod" all throughout the series.
February 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Oh god no. My gf showed me gameplay of chain of memories before I beat the first KH, and Im not doing it. Going right to 2, then 360/8 days or something, then then another one. But also,

Her:you should play Chain of Memories
Me: we have Chain of memories at home
Chain of memories at home:
An image of kingdom hearts 1 with Dora, goofy, and Donald duck standing in an arena version of district 3 of traverse town, which is on a TV screen because the person taking the photo can't bother with screenshots
January 28, 2025 at 8:54 AM
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A frog face with a big beard and tiny wizard hat
January 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Squidward tentacles asking if he is at the start of the 5 mile spanking line
January 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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This is my son and gods perfect dumbass
Picture of a Burmese cat being cradled and looking up at the person taking the picture with no thoughts going through his perfect empty head
January 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Image of text on a document that reads, "There are a lot of things that can push someone over the edge. Watching your bank account drip drop down to zero. Being yelled at and degraded like you're nothing but filth on someone's boot. Gasping and clawing for air as those around you do nothing but point and laugh. Yeah, there were a lot of things that could push someone over the edge and to the sweet release of orgasm, and Roxie was all too familiar. There was even one time she came to a rhombus. Though, in her defense. The rhombus was the sexiest, sluttiest, blasting fat fucking ropes…iest shape there was. It wasn't her fault a drunken rectangle caught her gaze while balls deep in the gays. This however, was a new one for her. She'd never nutted from being stabbed before."
January 9, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Your tattoo may be cool. But mine's a little cooler
January 6, 2025 at 7:01 AM