It would be like

This summer the Epstein Island opens,
This is Jeffrey Epstein, and 5 lucky kids will get to go inside the Epstein Estate.

Kid: Ooo Oopma Loompa's
Epstien: No, those are just masseuses I employ to keep them quiet.

Especially if you are talking to someone that is busty, like of course I don't want to stare at the chest, and I can't look them in the eyes, so the best next thing is to look at the wall, even if they have a shirt on that has interesting words written on it

I over leveled and got so many of the yellow shards made permanent passives, so the hardest boss of the game was not that hard funny enough

Gamestop was like, "Ok, we are going to pay you a better salary, but you got to get your hair turned black"

Gamestop knows that gamers like dark hair and dark eyeliner type girls

Like, would you rather the person pisses and throws feces at your business or allow them to use the restroom?

Nothing is stopping someone from pissing on your grave as well, so how do you know that while you are pissing on someone's grave that someone else won't piss on your grave?

In school you go from kindergarten (which as a single toilet restroom connected to the classroom) to first grade where you have to leave the classroom to go to the restroom that has multiple toilets, and no one really explains it to us

I understand the reasoning to have multiple toilets in a restroom, for efficiency, however it does seem really weird to be using the toilet with other people around.

Like, how did we get comfortable with not minding other people using a toilet with a wall dividing us?

Like, having a Harpy girlfriend would probably be really nice and she would not torment you and probably would share her food.

I would probably hug one and tell her she is a pretty birdie.

IDK, she might like that, as from my understanding birds tend to like being told they are pretty.

Pro

They can lift you up and fly you places
They can keep you warm with their features
They have a woman head

Cons

They like to steal food
Um, I can't think of any other con, but I am sure they exist