Lmao this isn't a bot, this is some broke bitch being paid to instigate conflict. He's also using this fake profile to follow porn accounts 😂😂😂

If I could press a button and explode every one of those tiny fuckers, I would smash the everloving shit out of that button without blinking. This person is at least trying to think ahead and prevent irreversible ecosystem consequences, good for them.

Canon event

I dunno who hurt you but I just wanna know if you're built like me, if a bottle of liquor was or was not involved in the flawssly written angstposting

Because that Y chromosome kicked in and ruined perfectly good breasts. Luckily they can develop properly if treated with the right hormones

I was about to end this man for giving them ideas, but you, Glitchy... I like the way you think. Rave party feature, 11/10

Damn okay

I used to identify as aroace, turns out I'm actually demi (with additional clauses that exclude the vast majority of the human race). I'm very lucky to have stumbled upon the love of my life, without whom I'd STILL identify as aroace. Identify as your heart guides, my friend.

My backstory is too subtle atm. Gonna need arson or murder-level drama to bust through the Protagonist Lore barrier

There are only two ways to become computer literate.

1. Wonder, ravenous curiosity, and/or the dopamine high from solving puzzles (and workshopping tricks to razzle-dazzle the normies)

2. "There's GOT to be a better way..." at every minor inconvenience

That mf was NIMBLE. I'd destroy him on the track, no doubt... but the second parkour gets involved, I'm out. Some spry child can do the bending and the jumping, I'm too old for this

Artists

Kink havers are a specific type of freak. A *morally ethical* freak wouldn't be caught dead admitting they have that kind of kink, not in a public space. Be a freak in spaces that are *specifically curated* for consenting adults only. Do not normalize anonymous public discussion of it.

Just call me a croissant because I'm the flakiest consumer you'll ever meet

HEART SIEGES LMAO