Prof. (Evergreen) Oak
@rautatammi.bsky.social
Ex-ship worker.
📚 🎮 🪡 🍳
JLPT N3.
Born in the 1900's.
Soon-to-be first time (single) dad.
Straight-lace and mild in the streets (posts), way too horny in the sheets (replies and likes).
📚 🎮 🪡 🍳
JLPT N3.
Born in the 1900's.
Soon-to-be first time (single) dad.
Straight-lace and mild in the streets (posts), way too horny in the sheets (replies and likes).
I guess do what y'all want with this, for the weekend? 🤷🏻♂️ Whatever goes
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ngl.link
November 23, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I guess do what y'all want with this, for the weekend? 🤷🏻♂️ Whatever goes
He keeps running his hands through his hair, I might propose 😶
How do I tactfully tell this guy sitting at a table near me that a good head of hair makes me weak in the knees and firm in the other places???
a woman is holding a yellow sticky note with help written on it
ALT: a woman is holding a yellow sticky note with help written on it
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
He keeps running his hands through his hair, I might propose 😶
How do I tactfully tell this guy sitting at a table near me that a good head of hair makes me weak in the knees and firm in the other places???
a woman is holding a yellow sticky note with help written on it
ALT: a woman is holding a yellow sticky note with help written on it
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
How do I tactfully tell this guy sitting at a table near me that a good head of hair makes me weak in the knees and firm in the other places???
I've been training my whole life for this 🍲 🍖
November 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
I've been training my whole life for this 🍲 🍖
Maybe I'm just in heat? Everyone out tonight looks 🥵😵💫
a woman in a purple shirt is standing in a kitchen holding a towel .
ALT: a woman in a purple shirt is standing in a kitchen holding a towel .
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Maybe I'm just in heat? Everyone out tonight looks 🥵😵💫
Unfollowing guys (not moots) who post couple pics and refer to themselves as "your dads" 😶🌫️
November 22, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Unfollowing guys (not moots) who post couple pics and refer to themselves as "your dads" 😶🌫️
Blah blah blah friend's birthday blah blah blah
(Also, hot af arcade worker guy for eye candy, yes please 😶)
(Also, hot af arcade worker guy for eye candy, yes please 😶)
November 22, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Blah blah blah friend's birthday blah blah blah
(Also, hot af arcade worker guy for eye candy, yes please 😶)
(Also, hot af arcade worker guy for eye candy, yes please 😶)
Would you still love me if I ate my soup like this? 🍲
(Enough crackers to make it thick as oatmeal... And that's not even the full end quantity put in 😶)
(Enough crackers to make it thick as oatmeal... And that's not even the full end quantity put in 😶)
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Would you still love me if I ate my soup like this? 🍲
(Enough crackers to make it thick as oatmeal... And that's not even the full end quantity put in 😶)
(Enough crackers to make it thick as oatmeal... And that's not even the full end quantity put in 😶)
Grey and beautifully drizzly morning.
Soup for bunch, catching up on some Genshin since I've been lax.
Later is friend's birthday laser tag and dinner 😌
Soup for bunch, catching up on some Genshin since I've been lax.
Later is friend's birthday laser tag and dinner 😌
November 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Grey and beautifully drizzly morning.
Soup for bunch, catching up on some Genshin since I've been lax.
Later is friend's birthday laser tag and dinner 😌
Soup for bunch, catching up on some Genshin since I've been lax.
Later is friend's birthday laser tag and dinner 😌
Texts someone I haven't talked to in a while (lives far away, texting is the only option).
Them: "omg we should catch up soon!"
Bitch, what do you think is the purpose of this text?
Them: "omg we should catch up soon!"
Bitch, what do you think is the purpose of this text?
November 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Texts someone I haven't talked to in a while (lives far away, texting is the only option).
Them: "omg we should catch up soon!"
Bitch, what do you think is the purpose of this text?
Them: "omg we should catch up soon!"
Bitch, what do you think is the purpose of this text?
Every once in a while I have completely random memories. Like just now, I remembered years ago chatting with this 20-ish-y/o guy on Grindr who kept telling me his life problems and asking for advice. Then chewed me out & blocked me for... Giving him advice on how to do things and "not listening" 🥴
November 22, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Every once in a while I have completely random memories. Like just now, I remembered years ago chatting with this 20-ish-y/o guy on Grindr who kept telling me his life problems and asking for advice. Then chewed me out & blocked me for... Giving him advice on how to do things and "not listening" 🥴
Question: why tf am I awake at 7am on a Saturday? This is unacceptable behavior.
a cat sitting on a chair in front of a couch
ALT: a cat sitting on a chair in front of a couch
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Question: why tf am I awake at 7am on a Saturday? This is unacceptable behavior.
Perfect women don't exis...
November 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Perfect women don't exis...
Goodnight, phone weirdos 🥱
You're No Good - Linda Ronstadt | The Midnight Special
YouTube video by The Midnight Special
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Goodnight, phone weirdos 🥱
Watching the trailer for Stranger Things with my friend tonight, and she sums it up well:
"If I hadn't watched the first few seasons, and had watched that, I don't think I'd be interested"
"If I hadn't watched the first few seasons, and had watched that, I don't think I'd be interested"
November 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Watching the trailer for Stranger Things with my friend tonight, and she sums it up well:
"If I hadn't watched the first few seasons, and had watched that, I don't think I'd be interested"
"If I hadn't watched the first few seasons, and had watched that, I don't think I'd be interested"
Looks like an egg yolk -- but really an Asian style mango pudding with condensed milk on top, that I got at the Asian supermarket last time I was back home 😌
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Looks like an egg yolk -- but really an Asian style mango pudding with condensed milk on top, that I got at the Asian supermarket last time I was back home 😌
🙋🏻♂️ Hi, yes, I'd like to report a hate crime (my boss is Teams-ing me on a Friday even after I left the office 🥲)
November 22, 2025 at 12:46 AM
🙋🏻♂️ Hi, yes, I'd like to report a hate crime (my boss is Teams-ing me on a Friday even after I left the office 🥲)
Not a bad view for the day 😌
November 21, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Not a bad view for the day 😌
YOU GUYS
It's foggy this morning 🫶🏻
It's almost never that foggy anymore, and it reminds me of when and where I grew up -- sometimes so foggy I couldn't see my hand three inches in front of my face 😌
It's foggy this morning 🫶🏻
It's almost never that foggy anymore, and it reminds me of when and where I grew up -- sometimes so foggy I couldn't see my hand three inches in front of my face 😌
November 21, 2025 at 1:34 PM
YOU GUYS
It's foggy this morning 🫶🏻
It's almost never that foggy anymore, and it reminds me of when and where I grew up -- sometimes so foggy I couldn't see my hand three inches in front of my face 😌
It's foggy this morning 🫶🏻
It's almost never that foggy anymore, and it reminds me of when and where I grew up -- sometimes so foggy I couldn't see my hand three inches in front of my face 😌
Another song posted, all in the same day? 🙂↕️
Music to drift off to, dreaming of people of light ✨
Music to drift off to, dreaming of people of light ✨
Valoihminen
YouTube video by Johanna Kurkela - Topic
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Another song posted, all in the same day? 🙂↕️
Music to drift off to, dreaming of people of light ✨
Music to drift off to, dreaming of people of light ✨
I do love me a thick tip (🤭), much to my writing detriment.
Back to the studying though, and after making actual notes, this is my reference notepad, to refresh my memory when I wake up and through the day 😌
Back to the studying though, and after making actual notes, this is my reference notepad, to refresh my memory when I wake up and through the day 😌
November 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I do love me a thick tip (🤭), much to my writing detriment.
Back to the studying though, and after making actual notes, this is my reference notepad, to refresh my memory when I wake up and through the day 😌
Back to the studying though, and after making actual notes, this is my reference notepad, to refresh my memory when I wake up and through the day 😌
These last fluctuating 7-10 lbs are really starting to peeve me. Trying to reach a goal weight before I start doing the thing I abhor (working out), because I want a solid mark from which to start. But probably will have to start up sooner rather than later -- gotta go for that hot dad bod, y'all 💁🏻♂️
November 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM
These last fluctuating 7-10 lbs are really starting to peeve me. Trying to reach a goal weight before I start doing the thing I abhor (working out), because I want a solid mark from which to start. But probably will have to start up sooner rather than later -- gotta go for that hot dad bod, y'all 💁🏻♂️
Evening vibe:
Don't Shy Away
YouTube video by Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Topic
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Evening vibe:
Me and who???
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Me and who???