"Duuude, I made you breakfast and took a nice trendy pic for your Insta! Just don't mind my massive shlong in the background, no one will notice... probably. Oh, and we're out of syrup and orange juice. So I had to improvise... with my dick..." 😜🍆💦

*I peer over your shoulder to look at your laptop screen* "New Amazon order, eh... Hey what's all this cleaning shit! You trying to say I stink or som- oh dude!" *I smirk and yank down my shorts* "Look at these nasty skid marks on my undies" *PPBBLLORRRAART* 💨 "Hehe, did the stain get bigger bro?" 🤪

Me lounging on your sofa, fuck, you can tell I'm packing some heat in those pants. Sorry bout the ginormous nasty fart... well, not really haha 😈 @gassyhentaiboi.bsky.social is the talented camera man (He was puking when I ripped ass 😂)

"Damn I stink... can't promise I won't peel the paint off your walls with one of my gigantic farts..." 🤢☣️