raunchysaguaro.bsky.social
@raunchysaguaro.bsky.social
Honestly the goal is to become someone's pet white boy
July 31, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Dude I live in Phoenix and having some of the best Mexican food basically on tap is wildly dangerous for weight loss goals
July 28, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Kind of surprised he hasn't died to something a Victorian orphan would die from, like a UTI or something.
July 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Bark, meow, woof, growl, whatever gets me there 😂
July 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I didn't know if I can afford such a high class meal!
July 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
An unsolicited nude is ALWAYS harassment.
July 9, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Saaaaame but its way too fucking hot in AZ for them right now 😂
July 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Their couples photos do kinda give the vibe of "hey we saw you from across the bar"
July 8, 2025 at 2:25 AM
It's like "oh the worst people hate him? I already like him you don't gotta convince me to like him more"
July 8, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The more oversized the T-shirt the comfier it is, that's just science
July 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
We need her head on a fucking spike.
July 2, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Two handfuls, even!
June 29, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I don't just like 'em I love ' em 😘
June 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Mostly just accidentally smash themselves with hammers or get splinters from lumber 😂
June 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Oh nooooo haha don't do ittttt teehee
June 25, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Non-negotiable for a reason 👏
June 25, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Told her she could and then she disappeared on me, unfortunately not 100% a hitter 😔
June 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Depends, any word on a new Animal Crossing?
June 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
We love just a lil peek 🙌
June 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Pro-grade for sure 🙌
June 24, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Whoa hey hold on let's just all calm down a sec
June 18, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Kyoto was incredible, but Kyoto with a partner would make just that much more of an experience.
June 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
That's honestly the biggest win is just having a presence on the platform hahaha
June 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM