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Mr. Donkey Brain
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Ultra-progressive American liberal, exposing conservative insanity with the raunchiest of (true) takes. Positive Troll. DMs for b*siness only. He/him/ally | <3 my LGB*T*QIA+ friends! I love IASIP, h3rbs, and memes 😎 follow for a wild ride!
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Okay so, it all makes sense now 😳

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_En...

Please read.

#donkeybrainvirus
Dark Enlightenment - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
Putin my Winnie weewee in tRump's xanny addy diarrhea dump truck until America is great again 🍆🦅🇺🇸

Oh wait, America is already great...and that's because we have diversity, immigrants, and many flourishing cultures.
a donkey from shrek says that is nasty !
Alt: donkey from shrek says that is nasty ! #donkeybrainvirus donkeybrainvirus donkey brain virus
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August 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I'd love to watch Putin put his metaphorical (and probably physical) d*ck in Trump's tRump hole if it didn't seem to f*ck everyone else in the process.

Xi-nnie the Poo(h) is laughing all the way to the bank with China's sl*ve-driven electric grid and we're gargling orange balls here.

Relevant GIF:
two men in suits and ties shaking hands in a room .
Alt: Putin and Jinping in suits and ties shaking hands in a room .
media.tenor.com
August 17, 2025 at 7:28 PM
⁉️ Okay this is usually a troll account but can someone tell me *seriously* why the USA is not in "our federal government is in a crisis, and is possibly majorly influenced by a foreign power" mode, and instead is in, "status quo" mode?

#epstein #files #trump #gaetz #usa #politics

#donkeybrainvirus
August 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Pee dough POTUS

#donkeybrainvirus
July 25, 2025 at 4:49 PM
GOP = gross old pee doughs

#ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles
July 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Not a very religious person myself, but I really hope there is a hell sometimes.

8647 #eightysixfourtyseven

F*ck tRump, f*ck Musk, f*ck Noem, f*ck Hegseth, f*ck #ICE
elmo from sesame street is on fire with his arms outstretched and says yes .
Alt: elmo from sesame street is on fire with his arms outstretched and says yes .
media.tenor.com
June 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Democrats have been saying this since the election.

So Republicans are in agreement with us now?

#DeportMusk #ImpeachTrump #ImprisonBannon
June 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
If #DOGE *really* wanted to save money, Elon would just simply put a revolver to his temple, pull back the hammer, and forever cure his #donkeybrainvirus

There, now we have trillions saved in dumb government contracts and don't have to contend with that useless blood-peeing gas bag any longer.
May 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
To be perfectly clear, I don't think people are mad enough!

Get pissed off enough to make a positive change about it for goodness sakes.

Peace is only possible when violence protects it.

You don't have to pull a Loo Ee Gee necessarily, but do something worthwhile!

>Politicians

#donkeybrainvirus
May 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Vindication & Revenge do not make a good, just society.

We need empathy, facts, and understanding to resolve most justice system issues.

Why are we still incarcerating drug-addicted people? They're not just "addicts" they have families, friends, talents, loves, hopes and dreams.

#donkeybrainvirus
a sign that says " end the war on drugs "
Alt: a sign that says " end the war on drugs " and " end the war on people "
media.tenor.com
May 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Big #dankey and patriotic energy 🇺🇲
May 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Don't forget: when they pretend to use their donkey brains and say "dumb" stuff like making up cancer stages, that's just to make you infuriated and distracted from what's really going on behind the scenes.

Always keep eyes on the policy decisions during these times.

#dankey #donkeybrainvirus #tip
May 20, 2025 at 5:40 AM
May 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
8647 8647 8647

#8647💙
May 17, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If any #donkeybrainvirus vectors, I mean, conservatives, see this, YES we liberals do make fun of your stupid views and nonsense perspectives.

Consider disillusioning yourself. There's no shame in admitting that you held onto wrong beliefs instead of correct facts.

#usa #newpope #newhope #bluesky
May 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Rice and beans are, even now, criminally underrated.

#dankey
May 4, 2025 at 4:44 AM
I'm 3 d*a*b*s in and my #dankey brain is ready for this USA political situation to improve.

Yee fuqqin haw.

#donkeybrainvirus
April 16, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Loo ee jee has enormous big d*ck energy

#dankey
April 16, 2025 at 3:53 AM
We gotta make it illegal for politicians to promise something and not deliver on it. Make the punishment financial and criminal.

This is stupid. Who wants to participate in society anymore given how poopy it is?
April 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Wake up!!!
There's a class war going on
It's always been going on
Usually our side is always losing
April 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Can somebody please fact check this post? Is this real? Are we really having this discussion in 2025?

What in the Holy Heck did we do to p*ss off God Herself?
April 12, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Blatant market manipulation by our MorOTUS #POTUS that the SEC is not investigating. F*ck that.

#donkeybrainvirus
a cartoon of donald trump with a red arrow pointing up and the word stonks below him
Alt: a cartoon of donald trump with a red arrow pointing up and the word stonks below him
media.tenor.com
April 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
ICE ICE baby
Arrest me with my lady
Put cuffs on a 3rd grader maybe
Get popped at the border, hate me!

#ice #baby #news #border #homan #donkeybrainvirus
April 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Orange Monday is the New Black Monday got me like, "hey, where did all of my stock value go?"

#donkeybrainvirus
#blackmonday
#orangemonday
#russia #putin
a bald man in a suit and tie stands in front of a stock chart that says " not stonks "
Alt: a bald man in a suit and tie stands in front of a stock chart that says " not stonks "
media.tenor.com
April 8, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The fact that a single person believes that the Earth is FLAT is a global science education failure, not *just* a USA failure.

I am stunned at the amount of people on the Internet defending flat earth theory.

#donkeybrainvirus
#flatearth
#globe
#flatmars
#round
#why
#bluesky
#sun
#moon
#pleaselike
April 8, 2025 at 2:26 AM