All that'll be left of me when you stand up will be my silhouette burned into your chair.

The three smoking men are your first chance to literally leave the club a different man and spare yourself the much more intense changes going on inside the club.

This is because fart fetish characters have such massive butts that it takes a normal elevator 5 minutes to go up one floor.

Refused to give in? You're just smart enough to clean toilets, but not smart enough to use them. But don't worry, the few poor souls that resisted harder than you are happy to take your full diaper from you after your shift. They'll even lick you clean after.

You just know wikifeet is the first thing that pops up in the design team's search bar.