also yes i keep one fry oil for sweet things and one for savory so my donuts don't taste like onion bhaji or fried chicken

chat can i admit that third grade ass spelling mistakes now haunt me as an adult

they never used to!! what happened!!!

when they're all done, get a paper bag and fill with like, a quarter cup of sifted brown sugar (no lumps!), some cinnamon, and a pinch or two of salt.

shake the closed bag, then shake some in their, fourish at a time, and serve

congratulations, you are now everyone's best friend :)

if you ever want to make these and be incredibly popular with your friends and family, it's real straight forward:

small sauce pan full of oil, 350 degrees

get a sheet of STILL FROZEN puff pastry, cut into little squares

put four in at a time, flipping with tongs, draining on a wire rack

i gave half to my neighbors and a quarter to my wife...didn't even think of taking a photo before i just inhaled them

i guess i have a photo from before i dressed half in cinnamon brown sugar, and the other half in rose creme and grated dark chocolate.

i'd show you the final result, but uh, they're fuckin' *gone*

"seattle has a tram" YEAH, ONE, *ONE*

like, what???

i admit it; i instantly teared up thinking of the first time i got to meet my girlfriend, later my wife, in person for the first time

thank you

i do think that *specific things* like sharing a link to an artist or whatever belong in the post's body: people shouldn't have to click through for that

for me in particular, the alt text field is bigger than the text field, so if i post a video of some game footage or whatever, i typically add some light commentary

also, and this might make me sound slightly unhinged: posts with less text just _do_ better, but alt text lets me Post More