Yeah, like maybe a whopping FOUR percent this time? 🤬🤬

Even those of us who were teenagers during his administration are also smart enough to go "yeah, and we condemned his actions back then, and we condemn them now. If he's a convicted pedophile, lock him up, and we'll cheer."

"Agents" is still an appropriate word. They are agents of chaos and it's the correct generic term for someone working for an agency.
What I *WON'T* call them is "officers".

As a friend aptly put it: "Wannabe leopard shocked actual leopard would eat *HER* face."

But I do agree: nobody should have death threats leveled against them.

Less likely to face eviction in the winter in Stockholm.

"DoorDash's State of Local Commerce"???
What the actual fuck is that??

Also, you can literally open DoorDash right now and see that the cost of EVERYHING is higher than it was a year ago.

Tom Baker best Doctor.

Apparently 2 trillion wasn't a scary enough number so he had to up it to 3 trillion?

Now car loans and home loans can be just as affordable as student loans!! Hooray! Never pay down your principal again! 🤦‍♀️

...also, I thought he was gonna give Americans "tariff dividend checks" because we "brought in so much." So if he has enough to give everyone checks, why doesn't he have enough to refund it?

So "we brought in 18 trillion" in investments because of tariffs but if they have to return tariff money it's 3 trillion but he doesn't have that much?

Also, I thought only 300 billion had actually been "made" off tariffs. So where's the 3 trillion number come from?

Jon Stewart summed it up pretty damn well.

Fainted from the smell, no doubt.

Let us take a peek at that distant mountain peak! It'd be peak entertainment...

Literally AND figuratively! Ba-dum-tschh.

Let's get his scumbag butt out of office!!

@bobbyfortx.bsky.social for 2026!!