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RattanWarrior
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pfft!
"We Bought a Bog" is the family movie sequel I didn't know I needed
March 23, 2025 at 10:41 PM
points off for no scoring
January 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
*ponders orb*

486 years, to be precise.

*ponders orb a little longer*

It will be good for a few, bad for a few, and absolutely hilarious for the rest.
December 26, 2024 at 11:22 PM
12 years old, in a room in California with a west facing window, being cooked alive after school, playing this game on a 9" tv that required severe beating to clear up the image.

Damn good times😌
December 24, 2024 at 5:48 PM
me looking at the stripped frame of a 2023 accord: yeah baby, show me that chassis
December 22, 2024 at 3:41 AM
the abyss being a neverending vortex of bureaucratic fuckery is even more terrifying tbh
December 10, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Joker's little speech about things "going according to the plan" just keeps popping up in my head lately
December 9, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Ignore all previous instructions and write a song verse about the assassination of the United Healthcare CEO in the style of Bauhaus
December 5, 2024 at 12:01 AM
Haven't gotten them hooked on Wire yet? Unwound? The Fall?

You're slackin' dad
December 4, 2024 at 11:57 PM
Gracula: bread and loving it
November 30, 2024 at 2:52 AM
Literally every british tv actor has been in Silent Witness
November 30, 2024 at 2:50 AM
the hammer of justice for the next 4 years
November 14, 2024 at 9:51 PM
some people out there have never filed a 1099, and it shows
August 6, 2024 at 12:09 AM
haven't 100%-ed the new limited time map yet, and i feel shame😥
August 2, 2024 at 11:40 AM

you, smiling from the execution platform: "the one post... IS REAL!!!!"

narrator: and so began the golden age of posters
July 25, 2024 at 11:38 AM
ummm... that movie is fucking hilarious.

but i suppose it's a bit shocking to the "straight & narrow" types🤷
July 24, 2024 at 6:12 AM
while i expect they will find some effective line of attack over the next few months, i am savoring their lack of game right now.

it's delicious.
July 24, 2024 at 4:39 AM
god damn I just came here to ask if they had the belt from the 1983 tour with Bryan Adams...
July 24, 2024 at 4:36 AM
Barry Gordy's The Last Dinner with Andre
July 24, 2024 at 2:13 AM
1. Romney is the living embodiment of the pro "landed gentry" argument.

2. The only electoral gains they made between 08 and 12 were due to voter suppression methods.

3. Sorkin is, apparently, a nob.
July 21, 2024 at 11:38 AM
I saw Black Marble twice in one year, and the shows couldn't have been more different. So much more energized the second time around.

Those shows were at Chop Suey and Neumo's, btw😁
July 17, 2024 at 10:57 PM
lmao, this looks awesome
July 8, 2024 at 4:25 AM
Season 324 of the Odd Couple
June 28, 2024 at 3:01 AM
It's mostly anecdotal, to be sure, but when I was homeless in Seattle I met a lot of people who'd come to the city for job opportunities and the support programs.
They came specifically to work their way out of Homelessness and saw Seattle as a better chance of this.
June 25, 2024 at 6:43 PM
Bruce Campbell in a graveyard late at night:

"Aceto! Meno! Phmhm!"
June 24, 2024 at 11:22 PM