“Cole can play 90 minutes” lol

We've missed you, @liamtwomey.bsky.social!

Absolutely smashed it

Brutal, and no “good time” for this to happen to any player, but better now than mid-season. Hope he’s back up and at ‘em for the WC

My bud’s showing his work around some ocean beach dune frog magic down at the last straw. Might be a witch if you look hard enough…

I hope it'd be Championship rather than PL. He's not a PL-level striker and would likely rot on the bench imo.

Assuming we'd always have 3 to RCS, + Washington leaves two. Who else do you think we'll need to accomodate with the remaining 2? Probably (maybe) Sterling? Although I'd bet he'd stay in London if he really could (with Chelsea funding 75% of his wages :)) Nkunku/Chukwemeka wildcard?

Just when you thought Mendes couldn't ruin this kid any more than he already has...

Incredible

You are now certainly cursed

I stand by my misspelling. I will not back down on this. Ever.

Please write an op-ed if this admin in the voice of Fraiser Crane.

More Bored to Death would certainly make 2025 better

I have perfected the tornado kick. Now only if there was a worthy target...

Extremely and painfully hilarious.

If we get beyond 12pm w/o another one I'll feel better

Yea this is what I'm fearing...this one was bigger than the last...

Big point to prove when Chalobah’s watching from the other side.