It’s really fucking hard to do it in a POND. With a two-seater. I can only imagine how hard it would be with a larger boat, in the ocean.

I was 7! Our Pittsburgh, PA neighborhood had a bicentennial parade and kids were encouraged to decorate our bicycles. I used red,white, and blue streamers to adorn my red bike and won a prize! It felt meaningful to commemorate the occasion on an intimate level.

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We recently acquired a countertop combo oven/toaster/air-fryer and while the newer model has better controls, I enjoy using it. I baked pumpkin pies in it and they came out perfectly; I also air-fried Brussels sprouts and they were also excellent. It’s just big enough for a full-size frozen pizza.

It’s also not funny. Not being funny is REALLY not good for comedy.

That bird gained more yardage than anyone on the team.

I feel like that belongs higher up on the list of why he should remain utterly cancelled.

Within a year he had chewed the zippers off of the leather sofa cushions. It’s a good thing he’s cute.

We are not, sadly. We never have been.

TELL!!!

All religious fundamentalists hate women.

I’m old enough to remember when the Republicans mostly lied about economics (with an undertone of racism). Now? They just lie all the time, about anything and everything. It’s bananas.

My cousin’s young son was one of the kids dancing in front of that float.