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Rat Landlord
@ratlandlord.bsky.social
· Nov 21
we're coming to serve your eviction notice. do not try to run
The council has decided your fate
January 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The council has decided your fate
my new year's plans
December 31, 2024 at 9:44 PM
my new year's plans
it's silly season and the year has been hard. your rent this month will be due in the form of a single cheese wheel 🧀 happy holidays
December 13, 2024 at 2:16 AM
it's silly season and the year has been hard. your rent this month will be due in the form of a single cheese wheel 🧀 happy holidays
sorry for using up all the hot water again
December 10, 2024 at 10:29 PM
sorry for using up all the hot water again
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leftovers in the fridge? you didn't have any leftovers in the fridge. what are you talking about
December 7, 2024 at 2:25 AM
leftovers in the fridge? you didn't have any leftovers in the fridge. what are you talking about
im here for your sniffspection
SNF SNF SNEF SNEF SNF
SNF SNF SNEF SNEF SNF
December 3, 2024 at 10:44 PM
im here for your sniffspection
SNF SNF SNEF SNEF SNF
SNF SNF SNEF SNEF SNF
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Anyone else just wake up and decide it’s a good day to bite fingers?
November 26, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Anyone else just wake up and decide it’s a good day to bite fingers?
hey i hope you don't need hot water today, it's my turn to gnaw the pipes
November 25, 2024 at 11:49 PM
hey i hope you don't need hot water today, it's my turn to gnaw the pipes
if you don't lick the condensation off the windows every morning you're gonna get mold. i have to do everything around here
November 24, 2024 at 10:37 PM
if you don't lick the condensation off the windows every morning you're gonna get mold. i have to do everything around here
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cost of living crisis? not me. i'm raising your rent
November 21, 2024 at 9:22 PM
cost of living crisis? not me. i'm raising your rent
we're coming to serve your eviction notice. do not try to run
November 21, 2024 at 5:19 AM
we're coming to serve your eviction notice. do not try to run
do you mind if I come over and just sit in the corner
November 20, 2024 at 10:17 PM
do you mind if I come over and just sit in the corner
found a babybel in the dumpster
November 20, 2024 at 3:45 AM
found a babybel in the dumpster
hey I'm here to be mostly non verbal and mildly off putting
November 20, 2024 at 12:32 AM
hey I'm here to be mostly non verbal and mildly off putting